Chapter 136: Do you want to be my son?

In Hua Yao’s first variety show <Three Days and Three Nights>, Tang Han Qiu, in the capacity of being the boss, had often been thrown into a pit, not only did the audience discover that she was a black hole1 in playing games, but she was also pressed to do many strange and weird tasks.

To be honest, if it weren’t for the very good ratings that <Three Days and Three Nights> received, the members of this project team would have been slaughtered one by one by President Tang.

Now another project team had planned a new variety show, and they want their face god boss, Tang Han Qiu, to appear in her own company’s variety show.

But this time she and Yu Ru Bing would actually play as father and son!

She had the right to suspect that her Project Department of being malicious, and that every member of the team were malicious. But if it weren’t for their strength, she would have let them all go to drink the northwest wind2 already!

Always thinking about how to cheat their boss, is this what employees with professional ethics should do???

Tang Han Qiu pinched her eyebrows in a headache, and replied with a string of dots denoting speechlessness to Han Wei.

[Tang Han Qiu]: …

[Tang Han Qiu]: Is there something wrong with how the Project Department chose?

Han Wei sent her a video with great consideration, and in it was how the Project Department drew lots.

Han Wei, which Tang Han Qiu considered as a very important person for her and the company, was invited to be a witness, so she conveniently recorded the process of them drawing lots.

The people working in the Project Department were obsessed with drawing lots, and none of them realized that their “evil deeds” had been recorded.

Tang Han Qiu paid attention to Yu Ru Bing who was still sleeping, so she used a Bluetooth headset before playing the video which also included an audio.

On the screen, a group of people were gathered around the table, and on top of the table, there was a cylinder with labels of the same length inside, written on the labels were titles of various relationships, mother and daughter, sisters, brothers, father and son, also grandfather and grandson, all types of human relationship were written on these labels.

The person to draw the lots was the Department Head of the Publicity Department, Long You.

In the video, Department Head Long You was being pushed by Zhang Xu, the Head of the Project Department, to draw the lots, Zhang Xu told him to help them draw the lots, then after drawing one, he would invite him to dinner tonight, coaxing him to let his guard down.

Long You unsuspectingly extended his hand and directly drew the father and son lot, and the entire Project Department exploded in an instant. Zhang Xu laughed wildly before confessing to him, saying that this relationship would intentionally be given to Tang Han Qiu and Yu Ru Bing.

Long You inside the video was dumbfounded, and he almost died in the same place he was standing.

In addition, this video was unexpectedly being watched by their boss Tang Han Qiu.

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

[General Assistant Han]: The selection was absolutely fair, please rest assured

[Tang Han Qiu]: This idea of Zhang Xu, he does not dare tell me himself?

Why do they one after the other look for her vice president?

Are they afraid that she would hit them, who were responsible for coming up with the idea, but not Han Wei, who was responsible for delivering the message?

Then they were pretty self-aware.

[General Assistant Han]: Yes, he dares not

No one dared, lest they carelessly be made to drink the northwest wind.

But Han Wei was not afraid, she was originally from the Tang Group and was sent by Tang Mo Yuan to help Tang Han Qiu, her backbone was stronger than theirs, she was also used to the wind and waves, as long as it was for Hua Yao to become better, she could brave death and walk forward.

Although Hua Yao’s Project Department was always coming up with various crazy ideas that tested the limit of their boss’s anger, it was undeniable that their ideas were novel enough to cater to the current market, which also opened up Hua Yao’s own target market, if they could shoot it well, this would definitely create another trademark variety show.

That’s why Han Wei was willing to ask Tang Han Qiu in behalf of the Project Department and appropriately persuade her as well.

[General Assistant Han]: President Tang, I think this idea is feasible

Since the broadcast of <Three Days and Three Nights>, the most popular pair of CPs on the Internet has become sweet and sour fish, even the Arte pairing found it hard to beat them.

Netizens really liked the two of them getting along, plus Yu Ru Bing had her own entertainment effect, so a variety show that the two of them would appear in would only make people look forward to it even more.

And this time, letting them go play the role of father and son, ask anyone, who had seen such a scene before?

Thinking about it… really made people look forward to it?

Han Wei specifically asked Wen Yu Lan about this, and Wen Yu Lan showed great anticipation.

Although Han Wei really didn’t understand it, was it that Wen Yu Lan wanted to see her favorite idol, or did she want to see her favorite idol become President Tang’s son…

Tang Han Qiu took off the Bluetooth headset, and when she was about to reply to Han Wei, a snow-white hand suddenly came out of the bed and grabbed her mobile phone, the voice of the person in her arms sounded lazy and soft: “Looking at the phone after waking up…”

“Is it that I don’t look good?”

According to the standard pattern in romantic scenes, after the male and female lead spent an intimate night together, the next day when they wake up, the person who got up first would affectionately look at the person who was still sleeping!

Why did she after waking up first was looking at her mobile phone!

Hua Yao’s president’s wife: Is it because I am not good-looking, or your feelings are a lie?!

Tang Han Qiu smiled softly: “Are you awake?”

Yu Ru Bing opened one eye slowly, took the phone out of her palm with little effort, and then threw it aside, she climbed on top of her and buried her face in her neck while rubbing, then softly called: “Qiu Qiu~”

Tang Han Qiu hugged her: “En?”

Yu Ru Bing smirked while nesting on the crook of her neck: “The theoretical foundation of having intercourse is very solid.”

This solid theoretical foundation made this adult person’s world very happy.

And… having tasted the flavor, the longing to have it again grew3.

Tang Han Qiu could clearly perceive a sense of restlessness in the air, and then it gently and skillfully landed on her skin, little by little, inch by inch, with the sound of jingling bells gradually approaching that secret place.

Tang Han Qiu grabbed Yu Ru Bing’s hand that was doing something bad, and reminded with a smile: “It’s ten o’clock, it’s morning already.”

They had tossed most of the night yesterday, and have not yet eaten breakfast.

It’s not that Tang Han Qiu was unwilling, but for the sake of Yu Ru Bing’s body, she hoped that she could eat something first and fill up her stomach.

Yu Ru Bing paused, and then suddenly lifted the quilt covering her body, it fell on the two of them and boundless darkness instantly enveloped them.

She smiled softly in the dark: “No, it’s still nighttime.”

Her fingers wandered vaguely on Tang Han Qiu’s arms, seeming to touch nothing, and rekindled the flame in Tang Han Qiu’s body that was passionate enough to burn her.

She leaned close to Tang Han Qiu, opened her lips and lightly bit Tang Han Qiu’s lower lip, then whispered, “The night activities of grownups aren’t over yet.”

Tang Han Qiu opened her mouth, and her voice sounded somewhat hoarse: “You will regret it.”

Yu Ru Bing hooked her arms around her neck and smiled softly: “Qiu Qiu and I will have to separate tomorrow, I will regret it if I don’t make out with Qiu Qiu today.”

Tang Han Qiu thought about it again and felt that what she said sounded reasonable.

Right now, one of them was at Guangying and the other was at Hua Yao, each was busy with their own schedule, their time together was short while their time apart was long, after leaving tomorrow, they didn’t know when they would have the chance to meet again.

Tang Han Qiu didn’t say anything, and willingly did everything she could to satisfy her.

Their original steady breathing gradually became more urgent, and they were immersed in the sea of ​​desire, making them unable to resist the soft tenderness and ambiguity of it, slowly abandoning reason.

What remained was only each other.

……

“I said you would regret it.” Tang Han Qiu slowly fastened the last button on her pajamas, then turned around to look at the person lying on the bed and supporting her waist, she stretched out her hand to knead her waist for her.

Yu Ru Bing was irritated: “Why is my waist sore, but yours isn’t!”

She had clearly made a counterattack yesterday, and they felt blissful together!!!

Tang Han Qiu smiled: “Because your physique is weaker than mine. And,” She moved her black hair, and gently kissed around the corner of her eyes, “It’s mainly the male lead that sleeps with the female lead.”

In order to interfere with the judgment of the system, the both of them mainly became the “male lead” who explored the body of the female lead yesterday, also Yu Ru Bing’s theoretical foundation wasn’t solid enough compared with Tang Han Qiu’s.

Having learned the theoretical foundation, top student Tang Han Qiu would of course, want to actively apply it in practice!

After Tang Han Qiu had rubbed her waist for a while, she sat up from the bed, and because her whole body was wrapped with the warm quilt due to her not wearing any clothes, only her head was exposed.

Tang Han Qiu handed her the pajamas, and finding this appearance cute, she bent down and kissed her on the forehead.

Since becoming her real girlfriend, she couldn’t help but always want to kiss her.

They were together, they were really together.

Tang Han Qiu with a soft and gentle voice: “Get dressed, then get up to brush your teeth.”

Proper behavior was based on reciprocity, so Yu Ru Bing kissed her on the chin and said okay, then she started to get dressed.

Tang Han Qiu walked into the bathroom first and prepared a toothbrush for her.

As she was fastening her buttons, she felt a bit more surreal with every button she closed, and when she was done, she suddenly felt that everything was like a dream.

She and Tang Han Qiu loved each other.

They had confessed their feelings for each other yesterday, and then possessed each other, from their hearts to their body, they completely became one.

Everything happened so fast that it made her feel happy, but also made her feel as if she was dreaming.

But the memories of the night were so real, from being nervously ashamed to wholeheartedly accepting each other, the whole process was magnificent and pleasant, this was probably what too wonderful for words meant.

Also…

She walked to the dressing table and looked at herself in the mirror.

Her face still looked like the face of an innocent beauty, but now her complexion was rosier and brighter, with gorgeous lips, like a delicate and lovely flower.

Her beautiful neck was decorated with red buds that couldn’t be ignored.

There were also on her collarbone, her waist, and… some other places.

These were all the traces of last night, and they were real— they were all real.

She was together with the person she liked.

She had gotten the Qiu Qiu that she loved.

Finally, she no longer needed to be afraid of being rejected, no longer needed to be afraid of losing her, they would always be together, and no one could separate them.

Thinking of this, an irrepressible look of rippling joy showed on her face, and she turned to head for the bathroom, encircling Tang Han Qiu waist from behind with a smile, she greeted: “Good morning girlfriend~”

Tang Han Qiu was brushing her teeth, and vaguely answered with an en, and then handed a toothbrush to her.

Yu Ru Bing took it and obediently brushed her teeth.

After having finished washing up, Tang Han Qiu wiped off the excess water on her hands and face, then she applied her hand cream as usual, and while she was doing this, she remembered the stuff that Han Wei had sent, she said, “Hua Yao is planning to make a variety show soon, guests would appear on the show and act with each other as having a certain kind of relationship.”

Yu Ru Bing looked at her while brushing her teeth.

Tang Han Qiu continued: “The Project Department wants you to continue generating traffic with me, so I want to ask you.”

Yu Ru Bing listened to her carefully.

Tang Han Qiu: “Do you want to be my son?”

A confused look was pasted on Yu Ru Bing’s face: “???”

Is there something wrong with my ears???

008 suddenly flew out: [Finally.]

[You’re going to become someone else’s son.]

Truly a turn of event, it sounded strangely pleasant.

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The author has something to say:

You became someone else’s little, no, you became someone else’s son ~

Go on the show, brush up the sparkle value, go, go go!


TRANSLATOR’S NOTES:

1. 游戏黑洞: refers to people who do not play well when playing games and who always lose when playing games.
2. 喝西北风: go cold and hungry
3. 食髓知味: having tasted the marrow, the longing for its flavor grows; having experienced something good, you can’t help but want it again.


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23 comments

    • I think Yu Rubing will forever be the bottom salted fish. Even if she tries to counter attack she won’t win XD power of the “male lead” and martial arts gaves Tang Hanqiu powerful core and hips so Yu Rubing has no chance.

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      • I did not expect that she will be a bottom LMAO, And atleast she did some counter attack but still weak. Im late again and thanks for the chapter!

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      • Her academic foundation is weaker, she needs to study up to become the top salted fish

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  1. Ahhhhhhh so cute!!! To be honest it’s probably a good thing that they don’t act like a couple for the show because as soon as they started everyone would know it was real….

    …also was 008 just watching all last night? I hope Yu Ru Bing put the shield on while they were having sex lol.

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  2. I think Yu Rubing will forever be the bottom salted fish. Even if she tries to counter attack she won’t win XD power of the “male lead” and martial arts gaves Tang Hanqiu powerful stamina, core and hips so Yu Rubing has no chance lol.

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  3. Thanks for all the chapters so far! I’ve Been continuously reading through all of the chapters so far and loved all of it.

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  4. Mannnn seeing them be so happy about their relationship is super sweet I love it, I love it very much hahaha and I love this two very much.

    “In order to interfere with the judgment of the system, the both of them mainly became the “male lead” who explored the body of the female lead yesterday, also Yu Ru Bing’s theoretical foundation wasn’t solid enough compared with Tang Han Qiu’s.”

    Hahaha yeah this checks out Bing Bing really seems like a top as well but sadly she ain’t good enough for the power top energy that is Qiu Qiu, hahaha I like this sort of relationships where both of them have the power to top though, sure a girly and feminine bottom is nice too but it ain’t as spicy you know.

    Hehe Bing Bing sure sounds cute being so happy, it’s really not a dream girl.

    This seems like it’ll be another fun show.

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  5. I can’t get over with
    “TOP STUDENT TANG HAN QIU”
    hahahahahahahahahahaha
    Gooossssshhhh…
    This is really one of the best stories i ever read hahahahahahaha…. I LOVE IT VERY MUCH!!!

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  6. “008 suddenly flew out: [Finally.]

    [You’re going to become someone else’s son.]”

    Lmaoooo he was ready and waiting for this moment!

    And sighhh, these two doing couple things is their normal state. And I. LOVE. IT.

    Usually this is where the big Trouble(TM) comes in, but hopefully we get more fluff before it comes in.

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