Chapter 144: Not worthy to speak to the communist successor!

Faced with the sudden War of Resistance Against Japan, Yan Li was a bit at a loss.

How did the story of first love jump to the War of Resistance Against Japan? What kind of world-shattering thing happened in the middle of this story?

Yu Ru Bing looked at Yan Li calmly, as someone who surfed the Internet in her spare time, she knew sosme things about Yan Li, this male leading actor.

Yan Li was properly handsome and his acting skill was also worthy of praise, he was one of those popular young individuals, and could bring a lot of traffic to this drama.

But right now, between Yan Li and her, the flow of traffic was greater for her. Because she had a hot search physique, and not only could she span out to the public’s vision due to various satisfactory exposure, but it was also due to her various humorous scenes in variety shows.

Good looks are everywhere, but an interesting soul1 is one in a million.

She had combined the two, and successfully achieved the image that the public liked, the more people liked her, the bigger the traffic she could get, and her limelight had long overshadowed Yan Li’s, this person who only played in idol dramas as a career.

The most important thing was that she also had the beautiful, Tang Han Qiu, who formed a CP with her, so how could the attention on her be small!

However, Yan Li made his debut earlier than her, so basic inclination let her maintain the most rudimentary manners towards him and regarded herself as a junior.

As long as he doesn’t rush towards death.

But reality was obviously not the case, he came, and he brought with him the story of his first love!

Yu Ru Bing wildly searched the plot, and she finally found it, Yan Li was indeed one of the male counterparts, but he didn’t have that much presence, he only appeared once, and was responsible for creating a bit of misunderstanding for the male and female protagonist, to let their feelings for each other intensify.

The presence of his existence was just so that even the vicious female support Tang Han Qiu didn’t even know that there was someone like him, otherwise he would have been torn apart by Tang Han Qiu in his previous life.

As soon as she realized that he was a male counterpart, Yu Ru Bing’s head hurt a little, she raised her hand and pinched her eyebrows, just like how Tang Han Qiu pinched her eyebrows when she had a headache.

Forget it, just choke Yan Li’s little flame again.

Anyway, she had also choked so many female partners, one more won’t cause a shortage.

Yu Ru Bing glanced at Yan Li, who was in a daze, and asked, “Can you tell it to me?”

Yan Li was dumbfounded: “…Huh?”

She really wants to hear it?!

Yu Ru Bing creased her eyebrows, and said with a serious face: “Don’t you know the historical event of great significance like the War of Resistance Against Japan?”

Now that the weather had turned warmer, people had already taken off their long, thick winter clothes and had long worn suitable summer clothes. Now that summer had arrived, the troll who was afraid of the cold didn’t need to shiver anymore, and it made her spirit of trolling people revive!

Yu Ru Bing took out her lever of truth and unleashed it’s skill of exaggerating small issues: “There is a saying that ‘forgetting history signifies betrayal’, and you don’t know anything about such an important historical event as the War of Resistance Against Japan?! I get it, you have an audacious notion about our beloved motherland!”

Yan Li: “???”

Wait… aren’t you making a big deal out of this!

Afraid that she would say something beyond the reasonable limit, Yan Li said in a hurry: “Wait, wait, I don’t have any audacious notion about the motherland, I am very patriotic!”

Yu Ru Bing raised her eyebrow: “Oh, really?”

Yan Li nodded vigorously: “Really!”

Yu Ru Bing: “Then you can recite the 24-character core socialist values2 ​to me.”

Yan Li: “???”

Who was idle enough to remember that!

Yu Ru Bing saw through him with a glance: “I get, you can’t.” Then added, “Go away.”

Yan Li continued to be dumbfounded.

Yu Ru Bing showed her criticism at its fullest in an upright manner: “People who talks about patriotism but can’t even recite the 24-character core socialist values are not worthy to speak to this communist successor!”

Yan Li had a confused look on his face— why is she arguing this much??? This hand of “raise common things at the level of national proportions” is too superb!

The reason why he wanted to talk to Yu Ru Bing was because when he first saw her, there was a subtle movement in his heart, the subtle move seeming to be called “love at first sight.”

Yu Ru Bing got off from the car in a tulle dress, with jet-black hair, long and straight. She was wearing half of a silver star earring on her ears, and her eyes were shining brightly, when she politely greeted others, her smile was particularly charming.

There was a wonderful feeling about her.

She was very amusing in variety shows, especially when she was with Tang Han Qiu, her whole person looked lively and very cute, just like a teenage girl. While on stage, she was ever changing, sexy, charming, and glamorous, making people eyes just want to follow her.

But when Yan Li really met her here, he found that her words and actions had a faint sense of maturity that couldn’t be ignored.

She could be cute, but also sexy, mature and steady, it sounded contradictory, but it blended together wonderfully on her, and also made his heart beat.

That’s why he wanted to talk to her, use his tactics of picking up girls, and talk about his first love, so that she could comfort himself, after that seize the opportunity to switch to the subsequent topic.

How could he have expected her to be such a socialist???

What the hell kind of picture is this?!

Yan Li scratched his head in disbelief, feeling that his love at first sight was about to be trampled by her socialism, and with only a little bit of interest to hang on to.

He felt that dealing with such an upright communist successor like Yu Ru Bing might require a straightforward approach, so he mustered up the courage to say, “To be honest, I really like you.”

Yu Ru Bing politely said: “Then I’ll inconvenience you take back your affection.”

“To be honest, I don’t want to be liked by you.”

The nail hit right on the head, no mercy.

Yan Li: “…”

This was the second time he had encountered a hurdle in picking up girls.

The last time was with Tang Han Qiu, and she used the warning of “changing the male lead” in the end.

Thinking of Tang Han Qiu, he remembered the friendship between the two of them, so he couldn’t help asking: “Then did President Tang recite the 24-character core socialist values? When you talk to her, do you ask her to also recite the same??”

Whether Tang Han Qiu and her were really friends, he didn’t know. But he didn’t believe that Yu Ru Bing and Tang Han Qiu were friends, and would still ask Tang Han Qiu to recite the 24-character core socialist values, or not speak with her at all.

He felt that Yu Ru Bing was deliberately embarrassing him.

Then he would also make it difficult for her and see what she would say.

When Yu Ru Bing heard him actually compare himself with Tang Han Qiu, her eyes narrowed in disbelief, and she sked: “You only have a bit of ability, and you already dare to compare with our immortal deity President Tang?”

Her Qiu Qiu had a prosperous beauty, a distinguished family background, excellent upbringing and outstanding work capability which gave her Qiu Qiu so many merits.

This man who could merely act and talk about first loves, was he a fart that can be compared with her Qiu Qiu?

A key for three yuan, does he deserve it3?!

Yan Li smiled: “Why can’t we be compared?”

Was there anything particular?

Yu Ru Bing immediately opened fire: “Our President Tang has a prosperous beauty, family background, upbringing, and work capability, you have a hammer4, and you dare to compare with her?”

“A man should know oneself, you overestimate yourself, if Li Yun Long5 hears this he would f—king want to blow you up!”

Yan Li was frightened by her aggressive stance.

What cute, what sexy, what mature and stable, those were all fake, she’s really someone that argues with people she dislikes!

Yan Li’s momentary feeling of loss instantly turned into shock— it was the first time he had seen a girl talk like this!

He almost couldn’t take the words coming out of her mouth, he frowned and said, “You are a girl, how can you talk like this?”

Yu Ru Bing was shocked, what period of time were they in right now, there’s still someone that thinks about what a girl should and shouldn’t do?

Yu Ru Bing looked at him sternly, saying each and every word: “No one can dictate how a girl should speak, a girl can speak how she wants, everyone has their freedom, everyone can do whatever they want, as long as the girl is willing, a girl can also be your father!”

“How about it? Do you want to let me hear you call out Dad?”

Yan Li: “!!!”

This is too brazen!

Yan Li’s little interest was finally completely wiped away by her “Dad”, leaving nothing but disbelief: “I can’t believe this, you are so vulgar, how can President Tang be friends with you?”

Yu Ru Bing retorted: “I can’t believe it, how can a dog talk?”

Yan Li was angry: “You!”

Yu Ru Bing took advantage to pursue victory: “I warn you Yan Li, take your broken first love story and stay away from me, just properly shoot the drama, don’t do anything fancy, this old lady is not interested in your wisdom!”

Coming there and spending quite a while without any reason why, he swung his hand one last time, and left angrily.

As soon as Yan Li left, Yu Ru Bing’s agent, who had been watching the battle from behind, walked forward, looked at Yan Li’s irate figure, then said, “You just joined the crew and already made enemies with the male lead on the first day.”

Yu Ru Bing brushed her hair and calmly said: “Just a small scene, no need to panic.”

Also don’t tell me they don’t know who was supporting her from behind!

The agent added: “Then you aren’t afraid that he will make it difficult for you when filming?”

Yu Ru Bing raised her eyebrows: “Bringing his emotions to work, then he has quite a problem.”

Also it was obvious that he came wanting to provoke her first, uttering some wise and farsighted statement then becoming angry from embarrassment when he got a reply, did he even prepare to embarrass her?

Then she really looked down on him, and wanted to tell on him to her Qiu Qiu!

Yu Ru Bing did what she said, and immediately bowed her head to send a message to Tang Han Qiu.

At Tang Han Qiu’s, she was looking at Yu Ru Bing’s schedule and sent someone to inquire about Qiu Yun Li’s recent plans, after repeatedly confirming that there was no overlap between the two of them, she filed the documents away.

As soon as she turned around, she saw the mobile phone on her desk suddenly light up, displaying a WeChat message with the note: President’s wife.

Yu Ru Bing had previously changed it herself saying that it sounded very pleasing.

She turned on her phone and took a look.

[President’s wife]: President, your wife had met with the crew a while ago

Tang Han Qiu paused, and couldn’t help but chuckle.

[Tang Han Qiu]: Have you met everyone?

After joining the crew, she definitely had to greet each and every member, so that it would be convenient for any succeeding films.

[President’s wife]: Not yet, the female lead isn’t here yet

[President’s wife]: But wife wants to say that she had successfully become enemies with the male lead

Tang Han Qiu: “???”

Aren’t you moving too fast???

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The author has something to say:

General Assistant Han: President, the Madam wants to go Africa to mine.

President Tang: ?

General Assistant Han: She said that she would come back when she becomes richer than you to support you.

Mr. Tang: ???

President’s wife [carrying a shovel]: I am ready!

President Tang: Stay calm!


TRANSLATOR’S NOTES:

1. 趣的灵魂: people who can bring joy to others, without caring about gains and losses, just being happy, being happy to drive others to become happy, considerate to others, having a strong personal charm, and a little funny.
2. 24字社会主义核心价值观: prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness.
3. 钥匙三块钱一把,你配吗: means that you are unworthy, indicating that this person is unqualified or incapable. The above sentence is not the original network language and has already been modified but the meaning is the same, it comes from 配钥匙3元一把,10元三把,你配吗? which literally means making a key cost 3 yuan for one, ten yuan for 3, does it match? Since the math is wrong it evolved to the meaning of being incapable
4. 锤子: literally a hammer, but is used to swear at someone as a 傻逼 which is equivalent to the English word stupid c—t; it can also be used as expressing surprise or indignation; or as taking a fart which is talking nonsense, uttering rubbish.
5. 李云龙: name of the character from 亮剑 (Bright Sword) where the Internet stalk regarding firing the artillery came from, please look it up yourselves as I am finding it difficult to search for any reference that’s in English.


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13 comments

  1. YEAH!! HOW CAN A DOG TALK!!! SHOOO AND MEMORIZE THE DRAMA SCRIPT YOU RAINBOW FART!!!

    Thank you for the translation🙇🏻‍♀️

    Time to wait for another week😭🕺🏻

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    • Literally 1 day later.
      Yu bu ru bing been in the Arm’s of her wife in the private jet to they home.
      Han qui: you can do whatever you want, BUT you have to tell me first.
      Ru bing: unnmnm ♥️
      Han qui: this little adventure make everyone very worry for you.
      Ru bing: i sorry ♥️
      Han qui: i have to give you a lesson.
      Ru bing ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
      General assistance Han (she didn’t even try to hide what they are doing right now)

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  2. Wow we haven’t seen this level of trolling in a long time. I feel enlightened, I should go learn the 24 character core socialist values so I can properly educate myself.

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  3. I binged this in just a few days bc my friend said the story is completed. She didn’t lie but i still wanna throttle her.

    Also, i really like this story. Thank you for translating this!!

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  4. Man I love Bing Bing so much she’s so fucking funny lol a true troll come to life, she has the looks to get away with whatever she wants, the wit to quickly bury anyone under the truth and the backing to not be afraid of anything, truly the pinnacle of a troll.

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