Chapter 169: Don’t be like this, I already have a wife.

He Xian Yu wanted Yu Ru Bing’s phone number. Plea se re ad at Yu ri trans lations

Tang Han Qiu looked at the message from Han Wei and became lost in thought. Plea se re ad at Yu ri trans lations

When all was said and done, she really didn’t know what kind of attitude He Xian Yu has, why was she so obsessed with Yu Ru Bing’s phone number that she would go so far as to make it a condition for starring in <Infatuation>.

She didn’t understand, and Yu Ru Bing herself also didn’t understand.

She was an idol, and He Xian Yu was an actor, the two of them originally had no association, and it was only due to a candy frame that they unexpectedly made a connection.

As a result, He Xian Yu actually became interested in her?!

She didn’t understand what went wrong, it stood to reason that the one He Xian Yu should be interested in was Tang Han Qiu, right? After all, Tang Han Qiu was now the person with the male protagonist halo in the world…

Yes, the male protagonist halo.

Her and Tang Han Qiu’s protagonist halo still existed, it was not hampered by the system cutting off their connection, because this world that they were in was a world had its distinct protagonists.

At that time when she and 008 were talking about the First Generation and Second Generation, 008 told her this popularized science in passing.

008 told her that there were many numerous worlds like this inside space and time, there were plenty that had the conventional two protagonists, but comparatively some were more intrepid, and there would be several protagonists.

Those worlds that had two protagonists were fairly peaceful, but the worlds that had several protagonists, once those protagonists came to blows, the world would become extremely disorderly, especially those overlord type of protagonists, each of them would want to dominate the world as the only protagonist… even though everyone of them were protagonists.

So, since her and Tang Han Qiu’s halo still existed, they would still have an effect on others, then the question was… why didn’t He Xian Yu take a fancy towards Tang Han Qiu who was the male protagonist, but the female protagonist instead?

Yu Ru Bing and Tang Han Qiu looked at Han Wei’s message together, and both of them fell silent.

Two minutes later, Yu Ru Bing broke the silence first and said, “Then give it to her.”

Tang Han Qiu looked at her silently.

Yu Ru Bing tilted her head, she nestled into her arms, while in her mind she was already counting her chickens before they were hatched¹, and excitedly said: “A phone number in exchange for an opportunity of a Film Empress to appear, blood has been earned²!”

Exchange, why not exchange it!

Hua Yao won’t lose money on this deal.

Tang Han Qiu without a doubt believed that her reason was for Hua Yao and understood her intentions, but just thinking about someone of the same sex wanting her phone number, her heart inevitably felt a bit uneasy.

At this time, she desperately wished that the one who wanted her phone number was a man instead.

Because she liked women, men wouldn’t have a chance, it’s impossible to make a bent person straight, don’t even think about it!

With her there, don’t even think about making Yu Ru Bing straight.

But since Yu Ru Bing agreed for the sake of Hua Yao, there was nothing to say, so she replied to Han Wei and agreed to the matter.

Yu Ru Bing watched her all the way, she watched her reply, and watched her fall on the sofa and get lost in her thought, her gorgeous eyebrows quietly displaying a bit of distress.

— My girlfriend is too popular, what should I do?

Yu Ru Bing faintly felt that she was upset about this, so she lightly smiled, kneeling as she bluntly straddled her, she placed both hands on the sofa, and based on her position arrogantly encircled her, then shot her a cute wink, saying: “I have experience.”

Tang Han Qiu slightly looked up at her: “Huh? What experience?”

Yu Ru Bing said with a smile, “What to do if your girlfriend is too popular.”

In terms of popularity, who could compare to her family’s face god?

Tang Han Qiu’s face had already successfully captivated the vast majority of netizens, even though she didn’t particularly show her face in photos at all, she was still very active in the super topics³, and everyday there were people who would fanatically rely on her gorgeous beauty to survive.

Her face, at first glance was stunning, and the more you look at it, the better it looked, the more you see it, the more you were trapped.

And those people who wanted to be her husband or wife, Yu Ru Bing couldn’t count them even if she does it for ten days.

Tang Han Qiu raised his hand and wrapped it around her slender waist, the light in her eyes was extremely gentle: “Well, what should I do?”

Yu Ru Bing curled her lips and playfully said, “Thank you for the invitation, I just got off the plane⁴”

Then she lowered her head and kissed the corners of her lips, and with a brilliant smile, “That is of course to follow the sand sculpture netizens⁵ and boast a bunch of colorful nonsense about their girlfriend! And I am the best sand sculpture to boast about it!”

In boasting colorful nonsense about Tang Han Qiu, it would be remiss if Yu Ru Bing’s name wasn’t mentioned. Inside the super topics about Tang Han Qiu, the legend of her rainbow of nonsense still circulated around— on the story of blowing Tang Han Qiu rainbows, you could still see Yu Bu Ru Bing today!

Tang Han Qiu was successfully amused by her, and holding her waist, she let her sit on her lap, held her in her arms, then helplessly said, “You should lessen your boasting a little.”

She couldn’t bear to blame her.

But the limit of her shame was about to break through the sky.

How could this be a rainbow of nonsense? This was clearly hacking the master to death!

Yu Ru Bing embraced her neck: “Sigh, alright, I will put away my skills and give young people a chance.”

A goose utters its cry wherever it flies, a man leaves his name behind wherever he stays, and the future pinnacle of blowing rainbow farts would be left for the young people to strive for!

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

I might feel much better if you guys don’t boast at all?

She now understood a little bit of why the three in her family didn’t like to hear others bragging about themselves.

One might as well ask, who could bear the fact of other people blowing themselves into the sky every day, comparing them to the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, also the sun, moon, and the stars?

Yu Ru Bing held her face, lovingly touched her porcelain white delicate skin with her fingers, and suddenly whispered, “Be subject to supervision.” Plea se re ad at Yu ri trans lations

She said: “You can open my cell phone and check the messages sent by Miss He and others. If Miss He calls me, I will absolutely answer it in front of you, if you aren’t there, I will also provide you a report.”

Tang Han Qiu looked at her and tenderly asked, “You don’t mind?”

Yu Ru Bing laughed and said, “Mind what, I’ll check yours too.”

Although they were sufficiently sincere towards each other, but they were afraid that someone without eyes would bump into them, trying to mess around and instigate something, or indeed cause them to have unnecessary misunderstandings.

Take precautions before they happen.

And she had a clear conscience, so of course she’ll let Tang Han Qiu casually look at it.

Every young couple goes through this process, it’s not that they don’t love each other, but it’s because they love each other too much.

Yu Ru Bing rubbed her hands, eyes burning: “I also want to see if there are any blind flirtatious bitch who wants to seduce my wife!”

Tang Han Qiu found that this sentence sounded familiar⁶, as if she had heard it somewhere.

Oh, Jiang Ying Yao— she had also checked Tang Mo Yuan’s WeChat that day.

Because they care about the other person…

Tang Han Qiu lowered her eyes and chuckled: “Okay, just check it as you wish.”

Yu Ru Bing showed a satisfied smile, and happily kissed Tang Han Qiu’s soft lips, the more they kissed, the more they sank, their burning affection quietly burning, their hot breaths becoming increasingly more urgent, desperately wanting to get to each other.

Then Yu Ru Bing’s phone rang.

The two of them was forced to stop and looked at each other: “…”

This phone call was an excessive eyesore.

Who was so insensitive!

Yu Ru Bing picked up the phone and took a look— very good, an unfamiliar number.

Yu Ru Bing: “…”

As a stranger, to disturb other people married lives, it’s so rude!

But she couldn’t hang up at will, because it was probably something important.

Tang Han Qiu suppressed her desire, and with heavy eyes, she pulled up the half part of her peeled off pajamas for her, concealing her snow-white shoulders, then redid her unfastened buttons, and calmly said: “Take it.”

Yu Ru Bing answered the phone, pressed the speaker button, and said while tidying up Tang Han Qiu’s pajamas, “Hello, may I know who this is?”

A mature voice came through the phone: “Hello, Miss Yu.”

Yu Ru Bing and Tang Han Qiu’s eyes met in an instant— He Xian Yu!

Yu Ru Bing lowered her head and continued to tidy up Tang Han Qiu’s clothes for her: “Ah, it’s you, I was wondering why you wanted my phone number?”

He Xian Yu laughed as she said, “It’s nothing, I just wanted to make friends with Miss Yu.”

Yu Ru Bing: “?”

What a familiar way to strike up a conversation?

Don’t be like this, I already have a wife.

She suddenly felt her waist tighten, Tang Han Qiu’s arms were tightly wrapped around her waist, overbearingly possessing her, as if demonstrating a silent confrontation against the unsuspecting He Xian Yu.

Just as adorable a little child guarding their beloved toys. Plea se re ad at Yu ri trans lations

Yu Ru Bing felt that she was really going to be killed by her adorableness, she very much wanted make a clamor and ask her why she was so cute. But she couldn’t right now, she could only look at Tang Han Qiu’s head with gentle eyes, and very calmly reply: “Miss He really just wants to be friends with me?”

Quickly say yes!

Otherwise, my child might bite!

He Xian Yu as if telepathic, replied: “Of course. I’ve seen Miss Yu’s shows and thought you were very interesting, so I’ve always wanted to get acquainted with you.”

“But isn’t Miss Yu’s response a little too cautious?”

If it was some other younger generations, they would have already happily jumped up on the spot like a firework.

The Film Empress, He Xian Yu wanting to be friends with you, and even called you herself— hearing this, it was such a lucky thing.

But Yu Ru Bing was very cautious, as if she was very concerned about whether she really just wanted to be friends with herself— just like those who have girlfriends, fearing that their girlfriend would misunderstand, therefore had to first confirm whether the opposite sex had any other purpose towards them?

Yu Ru Bing laughed and said, “There is no harm in being cautious.”

He Xian Yu’s light chuckle transmitted over: “What you said is right.”

“Miss Yu, with all due respect, I have a question that I would like to ask you.”

Yu Ru Bing was already incapable of moving inside Tang Han Qiu’s embrace, only her left hand was still stubbornly holding the phone, and her mouth uttered politely: “Please ask.”

He Xian Yu directly said: “You actually like women, don’t you?”

It’s was obviously a question, but unknowingly it had the sense of being a statement when it came out of her mouth.

It was as if she already had the answer in her heart, and was only casually asking.

Yu Ru Bing was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously bouncing up from Tang Han Qiu’s arms sitting up, she looked at Tang Han Qiu in horror, then pointed to the phone, and silently mouthed the words: She actually saw through it?!

What about being female friends, don’t tell me having a socialist sisterhood wasn’t possible?!

Why did she correctly guess it right away?! Plea se re ad at Yu ri trans lations

Tang Han Qiu gently patted her on the back, telling her to calm down and to keep listening.

He Xian Yu said: “I can see it.”

“You like President Tang.”

Yu Ru Bing: “???”

Yu Ru Bing feigned calmness: “Miss He, please don’t joke.”

He Xian Yu said with a smile: “I’m not joking.”

“You can’t hide it from me,” He Xian Yu said, “I also like women, I could tell.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

Yu Ru Bing: “…” Plea se re ad at Yu ri trans lations

Wait, did she reveal something shocking just now?

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TRANSLATOR’S NOTES:

1. 如意算盘: wishful thinking ↩
2. 血赚:  Originally refers to the item that is bought at a premium price or is far below the market price. ↩
3. 超话: a function in Weibo, similar to Twitter, hashtags make it possible for Weibo users to tag a topic they are addressing in their post so that their content pops up whenever other people search for that hashtag. A Super Topic goes beyond the hashtag. It basically is a community account where all sort of information is shared and organized. Visit here. ↩
4. 谢邀，人刚下飞机: derived from the original term 谢邀，人在美国，刚下飞机 meaning thank you for the invitation, I came from the US and have just gotten off the plane, this is from a local Q&A community where respondents mostly open with this sentence, Currently the sentence structure is used while substituting different things to mock people who exaggerates or to make jokes about themselves.” ↩
5. 沙雕网友: Refers to people who are funny or interesting. The sand sculpture netizens are often referred to as “interesting souls” to those netizens who can bring happiness to others. ↩
6. Chapter 135 ↩

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