Chapter 66: 360 fake photos, I can be whatever you like!

Tang Han Qiu responded almost without hesitation: “I’ll still nevertheless give you my blessing.”

Yu Ru Bing was looking up at the ceiling with her, and for some reason asked this sentence: “Then cut off being friends with me?”

“Why?” Tang Han Qiu asked back.

 Yu Ru Bing didn’t dare to look at her, and pretended to be calm then said: “… What if you don’t like homosexuality, then it’s possible for that scenario to happen right?”

“It won’t happen.” Tang Han Qiu firmly said, “My way of looking at things regarding emotional matters isn’t that narrow.”

“People’s feelings are inherently unconstrained, no one can dictate what it should be, it can exist between the opposite sex or between the same sex, it is absolutely free.”

“Whether you like a man or a woman, it doesn’t matter, the important thing is that you like them, and you liking them is enough.”

Tang Han Qiu spent several years abroad, and her surrounding environment was different from those that were in the country, with the ideological level in certain fields also different from that in the country, such as the feelings between two people.

When she was abroad, the friends that she’d hang out with were not only heterosexual, but also homosexual and bisexual.

They wouldn’t deliberately hide their partners from the people around them, but on the contrary, they would generously introduce their same-sex lovers to her, then they would chat happily and harmoniously without any messy estrangement due to their sexual orientation.

In her eyes, people are humans, everyone was equal, and there should never be any discrimination because of any kind of differences — this was a very naive behavior in itself, even kindergarten children weren’t like this.

The past few years she was abroad was also the time she missed the most, because there was no Qiu Yun Li there, and there was no system that controlled her to move the plot, so she didn’t have to go buzz around Qiu Yun Li like an annoying fly when she was being forced to be a puppet, those were one of the few leisure times she had in her last life.

Yu Ru Bing listened to her words, and the distress that initially accompanied the beating of her heart disappeared in an instant, then a new question suddenly arose — would she be able to accept someone of the same-sex liking herself?

Yu Ru Bing didn’t try to hide it out of fear either, and immediately asked, “Then during the years when you were abroad, did you ever get confessed to by someone of the same sex? Will you be able to accept someone of the same sex liking you?”

Tang Han Qiu’s character design was the most beautiful in the world, so it was impossible that no one would have a crush on her, right?

As expected, Tang Han Qiu said yes, and there were many too, but she refused all of them, or in other words she refused as a puppet.

But she wouldn’t blame being a puppet for that decision, because if she had autonomous control of her body, she would also refuse.

The puppet her refused the confession of others because she “liked” Qiu Yun Li, and she herself would refuse because she did not like the other party.

She respected everyone who showed affection to her, whether it was a man or a woman. And the best respect she could show them was to tell the truth, let them stop wasting their time, that there was no need to like someone who didn’t feel anything for them.

Tang Han Qiu explained: “I don’t dislike those suitors because of their gender, nor do I feel that I can’t accept it. That isn’t necessary, is it? It’s just another person liking you, there is nothing special about that.”

Yu Ru Bing felt relieved for a moment, then turned her head in a relaxed mood, and looked at her amazing profile.

Her thoughts and opinions were all open-minded and generous, her mind was also broad. Such a person should not be controlled by that damn system, she should be herself so that her own brilliance would bloom.

Yu Ru Bing said softly: “You deserve all the likes.”

She could afford it, and she deserved all those likes.

Tang Han Qiu also looked at her, their eyes collided at that moment, and they saw themselves in each other’s eyes — just themselves.

Tang Han Qiu’s eyes were as calm as water, but at that moment there was an indescribable charm and tenderness in it.

Under her gentle gaze, Yu Ru Bing, who’s heart had already been enlightened, was stirred up, and she couldn’t restrain the speed of its acceleration.

Thump, thump —

Tang Han Qiu was stunned for a while, and suddenly approached, staring at her clean face and looked all over her face, and said in doubt, “Are you blushing?”

This was simply a wonder of the world, even the thick-as-the-city-wall-skinned troll could actually blush!

Yu Ru Bing held her hot face as her eyes became erratic and looked all over the place, but even in this state, she could still refute: “You look so beautiful, it would make people blush!”

Tang Han Qiu propped her head next to her pillow, looked straight at her, and raised her eyebrows calmly: “Is this the first time you saw me?”

Yu Ru Bing held her face and kept her gaze on her: “It’s the first time I’ve looked at you so close.” And shamelessly added, “It’s okay, I will get used to it as soon as possible, as long as the two of us sleep together a few more times…”

It’s best to sleep your feelings out.

Tang Han Qiu reached out her hand and lightly patted her smooth forehead, and heartlessly said, “You should sober up.”

Tang Han Qiu laid back down, and suddenly asked, “What did you… look like?”

Yu Ru Bing paused, and said, “What’s wrong? Don’t you like my face? Then I will undergo plastic surgery? Three hundred and sixty fake photos, I can be whatever you like1!”

T/N

1. 三百六十假照,你喜子我都可以照着整: derived from the original 网恋? 我有365假照,你喜子我都有meaning “Online dating? I have 365 fake photos, I have everything you like!” This is an emoticon pack generally to expresses a kind of amusement effect with a lively atmosphere. This sentence often appears alone, mainly expressing a sense of style that has no emotional attachments. Basically, referring to the fact that when online dating, the pictures sent by the other party can be photoshopped and filtered and that it’s not their original face anymore.

Tang Han Qiu was speechless: “…I’m just curious, I don’t dislike how you look now.”

If she had three hundred and sixty fake photos, then she was quite capable!

Yu Ru Bing made a clear oh, and then in a strange tone said: “I don’t know how to describe it to you, but I originally looked like this before.”

“It’s just that I seem to be showing my most beautiful appearance, so when I look in the mirror it feels like I am taking a beautified filtered photo.”

After seeing her most beautiful appearance revealed, she felt that her innocent white lotus face was extremely peerless, and her delicate and touching vulnerability became almost off the charts.

It was obviously the same face, but the effect was so wonderful, this was probably the effect of the heroine’s halo, at least that’s what she thought.

Then she suddenly remembered something, and immediately asked: “Did the original host look like this?!”

Tang Han Qiu glanced at her and nodded affirmatively.

Yu Ru Bing violently cursed: “Damn! The stupid system can go to hell!!!”

The mystery that had been haunting her was finally solved, why did the system select her, because she not only had the same name and surname as the heroine, but also had the same face, which became extremely convenient for her to become the substitute!

What bad luck, this is just too unbelievable!

She didn’t want to be such a harmful “son chosen by heaven2” at all!

T/N

2. 之子: an online buzzword, it is mainly popular among online game players such as League of Legends, outside the world of e-sports the broader meaning is that a person is lucky

Tang Han Qiu felt her misery as she laid by her side, and patted the back of her hand comfortingly.

Feeling Tang Han Qiu’s soothing temperament, Yu Ru Bing calmed down and turned to look at her.

Her support in this world.

You gain some and you lose some, and Tang Han Qiu was what she “gained”, a “gain” that made her heart stir.

Yu Ru Bing blinked, and without saying a word rubbed her head inside the crook of Tang Han Qiu’s neck, then put her arms around her waist, as if seeking comfort.

Tang Han Qiu, who was 300% tolerant of her, sympathized with her tragic experience, and did not refuse her intimate approach, she even took the initiative to raise her chin so she could bury herself more comfortably.

“Fortunately, I have you here.” She buried her neck and said, “I’m very happy to have met you.”

“En,” Tang Han Qiu replied, while gently patting her back, “Me too.”

Yu Ru Bing smiled in her arms and held her tighter with satisfaction: “Good night.”

“Good night.”

……

At seven o’clock in the morning, the interior of room 5241 was still completely dark, only the corners of the curtains were faintly stained with a few rays of morning light, symbolizing the change from night to day.

Tang Han Qiu was the first one to open her eyes, she picked up the phone to look at the time, and after a while, decided to get up, only to find that her waist was still being held down.

There was a person who was asleep next to her, their sleeping face was quiet and gentle, well-behaved, and looked a hundred times more pleasing than usual.

Tang Han Qiu slowly removed the hand she had on her waist, then got out of bed, she tidied up her clothes, and went to the bathroom to wash up, planning to wake her up thirty minutes later.

Yu Ru Bing had a group advertisement at 10 o’clock today, and they would set off to the filming location to prepare for makeup and other related work at 9 o’clock, that’s why they had to get up at 7:30 to wash up and eat breakfast, so they could have more time.

However, when Tang Han Qiu came out after washing up, she saw the sleepy person sitting up on the bed wrapped in a quilt.

Yu Ru Bing made a big yawn, her face full of sleepiness, then when she saw Tang Han Qiu coming out with her half-open and half-closed eyes, she muttered and waved to her: “Come here, let me look at you…”

Tang Han Qiu automatically walked over, and bent down: “What’s the matter?”

Yu Ru Bing stretched out her warm hands to hold her face, and after looking at her for a while, she uttered a sigh filled with emotion: “It turned out to be a fairy…”

She shivered and took her hands back under the quilt, and said something: “It’s no wonder that you don’t have to struggle to get up in the winter…”

Tang Han Qiu: “… …”

Which country’s logic is this?

Tang Han Qiu laughed: “Not sleeping anymore? You can still sleep for 20 more minutes.”

Yu Ru Bing’s spirit was sluggish: “I want to sleep for 20 days…”

Tang Han Qiu: “Sleeping for twenty days isn’t good.”

That would probably be not far from being death.

Yu Ru Bing sighed heavily, climbed out of the bed shivering, and planned to wash so she could wake up.

Tang Han Qiu saw her shivering and couldn’t help but say: “The room isn’t that cold, right?”

Yu Ru Bing said: “This is my esteem respect for winter, if I don’t shiver, then I would be showing my disappointed of its action of making it so cold outside.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…Then you are quite kind?”

Yu Ru Bing smiled embarrassed: “No worries.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…” I’m not complimenting you either?

As she was waiting for her to wash up, Tang Han Qiu picked up her mobile phone and sent a message to her accompanying assistant to see if the other party was already awake, so if she wasn’t awake yet they could solve the problem of breakfast by themselves.

The accompanying assistant quickly replied to the message, saying that she would buy breakfast immediately and asked them what they wanted to eat.

Yu Ru Bing was brushing her teeth and poked her head out, saying that it was fine as long as it was warm and that she could eat whatever she wanted.

Tang Han Qiu didn’t have any thoughts, and said that anything was fine.

Yu Ru Bing’s casualness was fine, but Tang Han Qiu’s casualness made the accompanying assistant panic.

The Emperor’s heart is unpredictable, towards big boss’ whatever, can she really order whatever in the end?

She was scared and confused, so her first reaction was to ask General Assistant Han who had already followed beside Tang Han Qiu for a long time for help.

……

Twenty minutes later, the accompanying assistant brought up their breakfast.

Then after another twenty minutes, the doorbell rang again, but it was inconvenient for Yu Ru Bing who was changing clothes in the bathroom to open the door.

So, Tang Han Qiu got up to open the door, she looked through the peephole first, and found that it was General Assistant Han herself, she raised her eyebrows in slight surprise: “General Assistant Han?”

Han Wei looked at her in silence.

Yu Ru Bing opened the bathroom door and walked out, she jumped into General Assistant Han’s field of vision and she eagerly said hello to her.

Han Wei was visibly stunned when she saw Yu Ru Bing, then pushed the frame of her glasses, and said calmly: “Should I prepare a contract and come back?”

“Contract?” Yu Ru Bing scratched her face, thought hard about it, then looked at Tang Han Qiu and asked, “Is it the marital agreement we talked about yesterday?”

Han Wei: “… …?”

Have you already developed to talking about marriage after just one night???

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The author has something to say:

General Assistant Han: I don’t understand.

General Assistant Han: But I also want to have this kind of development speed…

[Small beep: The reason why the system selected Yu Yu is not so simple, but it is also not very complicated.]


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14 comments

  1. There’s nothing cozier than Yu Ru Bing turning into a blanket burrito. General Assistant Han also wants this development speed, but she is too busy playing wingman. Thanks for the chapter!

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  2. If only I can have an ounce of Yu Ru Bing’s shamelessness along with her talent to bend right and wrong. Hahaha. What a troll life I would have.

    Thanks for the chapter.

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  3. Another sweet chapter god damn, still I feel that it’s a little silly that at no point Han Qiu caught on and she kept on thinking it was just Yu being a close friend to her, but lik c’mon after all those questions? Nothing?

    Hahaha well just go for it assistant Han dint let your own wife leave.

    Soooo was it just cuz she had the same name and face? Didn’t goddess pick her for that reason? Cuz they taught her Archimedes personally would bring down Han Qiu easily?

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  4. Wow all these chapters are so damn sweet incant stop smiling and feeling like my tongue has been dipped in honey, seeing the big tyrant be so pampering and sweet is just too fragant.

    I still think it’s silly at no point she catches on to what Archimedes is saying haha.

    Well at least our cute troll got the confidence here to go after her big beauty knowing she’s okay with the clam special.

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  5. What a gay(meaning happy and light-hearted) pair of friends they are.
    I wouldn’t be surprised if the godess somehow made the original Ru Bing resemble this Bu Ru Bing, because she liked Bing as an idol in her previous world.

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