Chapter 67: A piece of candy.

Han Wei was greatly shocked.

When Tang Han Qiu saw this, she made a helpless sigh: “Don’t misunderstand, she’s talking nonsense.” She turned her body aside and let her come in to talk.

Han Wei nodded, walked into the room, and then discovered that it was a single room, she glanced at the single bed that stood out and asked: “You two, did you sleep together?”

Tang Han Qiu did not deny it.

Yu Ru Bing face remained natural: “My and President Tang’s love is stronger than gold, is there any problem with sleeping on the same bed?”

Han Wei, who felt that the problem was big, stood in front of the single bed and became lost in thought.

Had it not been for Yu Ru Bing’s accompanying assistant asking her for help, she would not have known that Tang Han Qiu came to see Yu Ru Bing.

Thinking of Tang Mo Yuan’s instructions, she was very worried that Tang Han Qiu would’ve crashed the car, so she rushed there in a hurry.

But she never would have thought to find such a development right now.

Not using a good double bed, but squeezing in a single bed, wasn’t this too intimate?

She should have really been more considerate, when she came here, she should have printed out the original lover relationship confidentiality contract and brought it over to let her sign and walk her through the process, in case something happens later and there was no contract to guarantee for anything.

Tang Han Qiu guessed her current thoughts from her silence, and explained: “Don’t think about it too much, it’s not that complicated.”

Han Wei silently looked up: “President Tang, I find that it’s a bit complicated.”

The fact that she didn’t find a double bed and was willing to squeeze in a single bed with Yu Ru Bing, this situation was already very extremely complicated.

Tang Han Qiu sighed and ordered: “Sit down and listen to my explanation.”

Han Wei was ordered to sit by the bed, and in order to prevent her from thinking too much into it, Tang Han Qiu told her about her purpose in coming in a clear and logical manner and about Yu Ru Bing being harassed by a stalker fan.

Yu Ru Bing was holding a cup of warm tea, like an old lady sitting in a chair and leisurely watching the scene in front of her, resolutely implementing the revolutionary policy of “Qiu Qiu has the final say, if it’s possible not to interrupt then I won’t interrupt”.

Although she was accustomed to saying some things to make people misunderstand, her heart definitely had a sense of proportion. Now since Tang Han Qiu didn’t want Han Wei to misunderstand, she didn’t want her to either, so she would just stay quiet, talking indiscriminately may just cause an opposite effect.

When a time came that she became hated by Tang Han Qiu, that won’t be good.

As long as Tang Han Qiu accepted homosexuality, it was already the dawn of the victory of the revolution!

Old Lady Yu slowly took a sip of hot tea and thought in her heart: Take your time, take it slow.

When Tang Han Qiu finished explaining, Yu Ru Bing saw that she was thirsty, and thoughtfully handed the tea in her hand for her to moisten her mouth.

Han Wei heard all the information, and after thinking about it for a while, she asked a difficult question: “President Tang, according to Yu Ru Bing’s information her birthday is on January 1st, not November 23rd.”

The implication was: Are you trying to find an excuse to secretly meet her without me finding out?

“Yes,” Yu Ru Bing spoke calmly, “Yu Ru Bing’s birthday is January 1st, and my Yu Bu Ru Bing’s birthday is on November 23rd, is there any problem with this?”

Han Wei: “?” What magical logic is this?

Yu Ru Bing stood up, raised her head and looked extremely stern: “People are constantly changing and improving, the Yu Ru Bing of the past has become the past, right now I am me, a new version of me.”

Tang Han Qiu: “… …”

It’s here, she started again.

Yu-though-it-is-nonsense-but-still-made-sense-king-Bu Ru Bing solemnly looked at Han Wei: “Please General Assistant Han forget the no good me of the past, and remember the me right now, help me bid farewell to the painful past, then welcome the life of this new boat1 as I become a different kind of firework2!”

T/N

1. 船新: internet slang meaning brand new, lit. new version of the boat, from a promotional event introducing a game
2. 不一的烟火: I am unique, beautiful, but also easy to disperse, only momentarily bright, but I am the only existence. This is from a song of Leslie Cheung

Han Wei: “???”

Boat… what boat?

The king of the bullshit saw the ray of confusion in General Assistant Han’s eyes behind her glasses, and hurriedly stepped forward to hold her hand, then logged into another account: playing the dual role of a troll and an old artist.

She held Han Wei’s hand with a sad expression: “General Assistant Han as you know my dad and my stepmother towards me are really…”

She began to complain about the unfair treatment of the parents of the original owner, sobbing out tears of blood making one feel like it personally happened to them. With a love so deep, a teardrop full of sadness fell from her eyes.

Of course, Han Wei understood her situation, and seeing her miserable appearance at this time, she couldn’t help but nod and comfort: “I understand, don’t be sad anymore.”

Tang Han Qiu took the hot tea and slowly drank from the cup while calmly watching Yu Ru Bing’s acting — yes, very resilient.

Tang Han Qiu now believed that she had recently been studying acting seriously.

Although she was a little bit sorry for General Assistant Han, but this was a special situation that could only be specially handled, so she had to wrong General Assistant Han to be poisoned by the troll.

Yu Ru Bing changed the topic: “I don’t want to be under other people’s eyes anymore, I don’t want to compromise anymore, so I want to bid farewell to the past, to be a person who lives only for myself, and be a different me!”

“So I changed my birthday.” Yu Ru Bing looked at Han Wei with reddish eyes, “Do you have any questions?”

The old artist: I am ready to continue acting! Acting makes me happy!

The rigorous General Assistant Han directly asked: “Why did you change your birthday to the same day as President Tang?”

Yu Ru Bing said: “Because President Tang is perfect and rich, I wanted to ride on her popularity, to express my glorious support in wanting to turn myself into an outstanding woman like her, is it not possible to do this?”

Han Wei: “… …”

This sounds like you reciting a high school Chinese reading question…

Tang Han Qiu, Tang Han Qiu, who’s popularity was being piggybacked on: “… …”

How can you still drag me in and boast about me at this time?

With the help of the tragic experience of the original owner being treated mercilessly by her relatives, Yu Ru Bing’s repeated offensive successfully convinced Han Wei by 70%, while the remaining 30% was still doubtful because of her familiarity with her ability to reverse black and white.

General Assistant Han: I think you are lying to me, but I also think you are right.

In the end, under the blessing of Tang Han Qiu, the immediate boss, Yu Ru Bing’s remarks of “I want to say goodbye to the past, so I changed my name and birthday” finally completely took over General Assistant Han.

Han Wei had no doubts about the matter of her staying overnight due to the harassment of the stalker fan.

Tang Han Qiu level of strength was high and there was strong sense of security by being with her, the two had a good relationship, and it made sense to stay with her, just why did they have to squeeze in a single bed…

Han Wei glanced at the calm Tang Han Qiu, then at Yu Ru Bing who had a look of expectation, and with her rigorous and meticulous temperament, she asked, “Why not change rooms? Isn’t it too crowded here?”

Yu Ru Bing said bluntly: “Sigh, I’m lazy and afraid of the cold, I don’t want to go out and change rooms, so thinking that we weren’t that fat so sleeping on bed was completely fine, and didn’t change anymore.”

Of course, she couldn’t be honest, that the fundamental reason she refused to change rooms and refused to vacate despite any pressures yesterday was actually because she wanted to become closer to Tang Han Qiu, a double bed would simply be too wide at that time!

Tang Han Qiu drank tea and glanced at the bed, to be honest, she thought that it would be crowded yesterday, and that it would be difficult for the two of them to sleep comfortably on their backs. However, in reality, it wasn’t crowded at all.

Yu Ru Bing hugged her to sleep all night, and left a lot of space. Moreover, Yu Ru Bing’s sleeping position was also very stable, she didn’t move around when she hugged her, and after sleeping all night, she didn’t feel that it was crowded. Plea se rea d at Yu ri Trans lations

The only impression it left her was the refreshing fragrance of Yu Ru Bing.

Tang Han Qiu saw that Han Wei had no more questions, so she asked, “So why did General Assistant Han travel so far?”

Only then did Han Wei remember the main purpose of her coming here, she turned her face and said solemnly: “You shouldn’t go out and drive a car without calling me.”

Tang Han Qiu driving a car was taboo.

“I didn’t drive,” Tang Han Qiu said indifferently, “I called for a driver.”

Han Wei’s expression slowly paused: “Really?”

Tang Han Qiu: “En.”

Yu Ru Bing’s gaze swept back and forth between the two, and finally stopped on Tang Han Qiu’s face, then finally asked the question that had been buried in her heart for a long time: “Why can’t our Qiu Qiu drive?”

Han Wei glanced at her – Qiu Qiu? Their relationship had really become closer.

Tang Han Qiu put down the hot tea in her hand and calmly said: “Because I lose control as soon as I touch the steering wheel.”

“Lose control and recklessly speed up.”

It’s like the steering wheel was a magical thing, as soon as she touched it, she would have some extremely crazy ideas, wanting to step on the accelerator and drive freely on the road.

All the cars would be driven out of the way by her momentum.

When she was abroad, she did this kind of thing, then later after it was known to her family, she was strictly forbidden to drive.

It’s also one of her rare indulgence.

This information was not in the plot given by the system, because Tang Han Qiu was given a driver after she returned to the country, and she never touched a steering wheel at all, so this information was useless for the plot and was not included in the data of the plot.

Yu Ru Bing: Damn it, this garbage system is hindering me from understanding my Qiu Qiu!

In this rare moment Yu Ru Bing did not lick like a dog, but said with a serious expression: “Driving recklessly is not good, you must obediently call General Assistant Han to drive on your behalf in the future.”

“Otherwise, I will quit this circle and get a driver’s license to be your old driver?”

The corner of Tang Han Qiu’s lips twitched: “Hua Yao has no such path in plan for you, if you don’t want to be an idol, then we can let you do comedy.”

Yu Ru Bing: “That’s not necessary, being an idol is good, I love idols.”

Tang Han Qiu ignored her and turned to look at Han Wei: “You’ve worked hard in taking a trip here, go back and have a good rest.”

Han Wei pushed her glasses: “You have to go back to Tang’s house today, I will send you back.”

Tang Han Qiu waved her hand: “No need to, Dong Bo will pick me up in a while, don’t waste your weekend, go back.”

Han Wei stood up and said, “I’ll go talk to her assistant about the harassment of the stalker fan and the matter of your presence here, then I will leave after handling this.”

When a company’s artists were subjected to such harassment, the company had to do something and take the opportunity to beat other stalker fans, to warn them not to take such crazy actions again.

She also had to take care of Tang Han Qiu’s appearance there, as to avoid any messy gossip.

Tang Han Qiu didn’t bother to interfere with her, and just nodded and let her go.

As soon as Han Wei left, Tang Han Qiu asked about the system, Yu Ru Bing swiped at her phone and shrugged: “Except for posting tasks for me, it still refuses to talk to me.”

It didn’t even dare to suffer her lever, what a small wasted 009.

Tang Han Qiu lightly frowned and said, “Be careful. If you have any problems, call me immediately.”

Yu Ru Bing obediently nodded her head: “I know, I get it, my Qiu Qiu is really hard working, so busy and still manage to find time to take care of me.” Ple ase re ad at Yu ri Trans lations

Tang Han Qiu looked into her eyes: “If I don’t take care of you, then who would care about you?”

Yu Ru Bing tilted her head, and her two beautiful eyes suddenly creased: “Then can I trouble you to take care of me forever?”

“I already said it,” Tang Han Qiu said seriously, “As long as you are here, I will always be with you.”

Yu Ru Bing smiled: “I’ll remember your words, so if you don’t take care of me for the rest of your life, I will cheat on you.”

Tang Han Qiu smiled: “Rest assured.”

“I won’t give you a chance to cheat.”

……

Before Yu Ru Bing and the others set off, Tang Han Qiu asked Dong Bo to pick her up so they could leave first, perfectly arranging the time of their departure, so Tan Xi and the others did not know that she had been there.

Sitting in the car going to the shooting location for the advertisement, Yu Ru Bing looked out the window without a word, with Tang Han Qiu’s smile still in her mind.

And what they talked about before they hugged and fell asleep last night.

Every word that came out of Tang Han Qiu’s mouth became very pleasant and charming to the ears, it had a natural sweetness, letting her feel sweet at the bottom of her heart as she listened to it, and making her like Tang Han Qiu more and more.

This sweetness continued to the present, and rippled to her lips.

She lowered her head and looked at the WeChat dialog between herself and Tang Han Qiu, then looked at name set as her alias, her heart moved, and her fingertips tapped on the screen, she changed the name under Tang Han Qiu’s alias —

A piece of candy.


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15 comments

  1. Wow that was very, very sweet haha how beautiful indeed.

    Still like c’mon man how can Han Qiu still not get anything even after all that?

    Assistant Han Wei being made to eat dog food while she’s still struggling with her own flower girl.

    That’s just called being a woman driver Han Qiu no reason to be sad about it.

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  2. Awwwwe man that’s just too sweet, like really sweet.

    Man I love these two women so much, while it’s different both of them have such strong mentalities and willpower that’s it’s just a joy to watch when they’re sweet and vulnerable, seeing Xiao Tang be able to be so loving when she’s usually a cold and aloof beauty? Seeing our troll Archimedes be shy and sweet cuz of of her loving tyrants wife protection ?

    It just gets to me man.

    What a beautiful “I’ll always be with you” especially knowing what Bing Bing wants of that always hehe.

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  3. She likes driving fast and cares deeply about her family… Ru Bing should have given her a certain cross necklace for the birthday.

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  4. NGL this series could have so many names:

    She is an internet troll
    A piece of candy
    She is too sweet
    >She is the protagonist <

    Thank you for the translation!

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  5. THEN, THEN, DOESN’T THAT MEAN, THQ IS HER PACIFIER? AAAAAHHHHH! WAY TO GOOOOOO! YOU’VE DONE WELL, DEAR COMRADE, FOR TAKING THE LIBERTY TO MONOPOLIZE THQ FOR A NIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA! AND NOTICED THEIR CONVERSATION BEFORE THQ LEFT? OMG. JUST OMG. ‘I WON’T GIVE U A CHANCE TO CHEAT’ KYAAAA

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    • “Then can I trouble you to take care of me forever?”

      “I already said it. As long as you are here, I will always be with you.”

      + The “I won’t give you a chance to cheat” part right after.

      ARE THESE THEIR MARRIAGE VOWS?

      I’ll take it.

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