Chapter 78: I have a disorder towards this kind of person.

Rich family dog blood abuse romance, these six words didn’t sound decent.

So why was she so excited and eager to have a try?

Tang Han Qiu sat in her office chair, exerting the spirit of asking if one didn’t understand, and directly asked: “What is that?”

Yu Ru Bing explained thoughtfully: “It’s the love between the poor heroine and the rich hero, the love between them is often full of numerous obstacles, that abuses the heart and body. For example, the male protagonist’s parents would throw a cheque to the female protagonist and give her several hundred million to get her to leave their son.”

“Another example, to imprison…”

A kind of play that was not suitable for children.

The more Tang Han Qiu listened the more she felt that something was wrong, the topic seemed to be becoming more and more adult-themed, especially the imprisonment. She asked suspiciously: “Do you want me to imprison you?”

What a strange idea.

How can anyone want to be imprisoned?

Seeing that she was asking so directly, Yu Ru Bing couldn’t help but feel ashamed, and with two faint touches of red blush, so sweet that people would want to cherish her in the palm of their hands: “If it’s Qiu Qiu… then I can do it.”

Imprisonment was not the point, the point was the PLAY!

The fierce physical contact!

It’s a pity that the serious President Tang didn’t know what was behind being imprisoned, and turned upright: “Be rational, illegal imprisonment is a crime.”

Yu Ru Bing: “… …”

Then aren’t you really a good president who knows and abides by the law?

But she also thought that her serious appearance was cute, so cute that pink bubbles appeared all around, making the air seemed to have the smell of her favorite sweet candy.

She cupped her face and looked at the person sitting behind the desk, her emotion was filleddwith the word like, and sincerely said: “Qiu Qiu is so cute.”

This was the second time that Tang Han Qiu heard her praise her cuteness, and couldn’t help be taken aback. She praised her so directly, and her tone was full of joy, as if she liked her very much.

She subconsciously looked at her, and saw her holding her face with the words “I really like Qiu Qiu” all over it, looking like she couldn’t be more sincere.

She suddenly felt her face becoming hot, and an awkward and embarrassed feeling instantly came from her heart, making her look away from her and clear her throat to cover it up.

She had grown this big, how could she still be cute…

Yu Ru Bing found her blush after complimenting her cuteness.

The light from her eyes suddenly burst out, and with a pleasantly surprised look she got up and walked towards her, then bent down to observe her impeccably beautiful face, and smiled softly: “My family’s Qiu Qiu is so cute.”

She would blush as soon as she was complimented as cute, this was simply the best hobby in the world!

Tang Han Qiu made a light cough, and said in embarrassment: “Don’t talk nonsense…”

The more Yu Ru Bing looked the more she thought that she was incredibly cute, and her love for her infinitely expanded that it was about to fill her whole heart.

She said: “What nonsense, my family’s Qiu Qiu is the cutest in the world, if you don’t believe me, go and ask your parents?”

With Tang He Tian’s doting attitude, he might even buy all the major advertising billboards with the content “My daughter Tang Han Qiu is the cutest in the world” playing 24 hours a day, which would echo that what she said was right.

Of course, Tang Han Qiu would not ask, because she knew in her mind that in the hearts of Tang He Tian and Liu Wen Qing, their children were always the best and the cutest, this was beyond doubt.

It’s just that she was not used to other people praising her about being cute, as the word cute seemed to have long been irrelevant to her.

But Yu Ru Bing thought she was cute, incredibly cute, cute enough to put her arms around her neck and want to kiss her.

Yu Ru Bing smiled and wrapped her arms around her neck, and said softly: “Qiu Qiu is so cute, I really want to kiss Qiu Qiu!”

I want to kiss Qiu Qiu, and I want to roll around with Qiu Qiu!

Anyway, Tang Han Qiu didn’t seem to mind having this kind of close contact with her, so of course she would push her luck!

Tang Han Qiu held her waist, and avoided her line of sight: “You, be more serious…”

Yu Ru Bing sternly and righteously said: “I want to kiss my revolutionary comrade, what is not serious about this, there’s nothing the matter between girls kissing!” And with instinctive coquettishness said, “Oh, kiss, kiss, you can get accustomed to it with more kisses!”

“008 said that I’ll be corrected over fifty times!”

008, who was suddenly named was taken aback, and there was a confused look all over his face.

008: When did I say I would correct her over fifty times!

And more than fifty times already exceeds the maximum limit, okay!

He was about to speak to defend his innocence, when he heard Yu Ru Bing say: Don’t expose me, give me some face, thank you, big brother, I’m grateful big brother!

008: [… …] You didn’t give me face either?

008 in the end gave her face, gritted his teeth and took the blame for “correcting more than fifty time”.

Tang Han Qiu was shocked: “So many times?”

More than fifty times was too much?

Yu Ru Bing sat in her embrace and sold misery¹: “I’m so miserable, I’m really miserable, weak, pitiful and helpless…”

T/N

1. 卖惨: to overuse one’s own miserable situation to win others’ sympathy

Tang Han Qiu’s attention was completely off the track, and she didn’t notice that there was something wrong with the posture the two of them were in, she heartily stroked her back and comforted her: “It’s okay, I will always be with you.”

Yu Ru Bing seized the opportunity and tragically said: “I need the most beautiful woman in the world to kiss me now, so that my soul can get a little comfort… hoo.”

008: [… …]

I haven’t even said that I’m also miserable?

He would have never thought that not only was she a troll, but also a drama queen, 008 felt that he was really ignorant, so he turned to do his own data analysis.

Tang Han Qiu almost didn’t even think about it, gently held up her face, and dropped a comforting kiss on her snow-white cheek.

Yu Ru Bing: “… …”

Sister, please think about whether you kissed the wrong place?

Tang Han Qiu asked after kissing her, “Do you feel better?”

Yu Ru Bing scratched her face and turned her eyes: “Uh…I feel better, but… did we kiss on the cheek during the correction?” And brazenly said again, “Isn’t it about getting accustomed to it for the more that fifty times correction?”

What’s with kissing on the face!

How could kissing on the face be allowed!

I won’t allow it!

Kissing on the face hinders the development and progress of people’s feelings!

Tang Han Qiu raised her eyebrows, feeling that something was wrong, but it was very reasonable, so in the end reluctantly said: “En, I was the one who kissed wrong, so I’ll kiss you again?”

She didn’t dislike kissing her at all, and since she was happy to beg for a kiss, it’s fine for them to just kiss casually, it didn’t matter.

Yu Ru Bing cheerfully said: “Come on, don’t hesitate, who are we to each other, don’t be polite to me!”

Tang Han Qiu was amused by her appearance, and her mood immediately eased, she felt entertained and helpless, and could only gently pinch her sharp white chin, then looked at her face with two red blushes on them and took the initiative to kiss her again.

It was soft and supple, making people want to linger, and if one didn’t pay attention, you would be trapped in this soft and gentle spot, it would be impossible to extricate yourself.

Tang Han Qiu didn’t dare to stay for too long, and lightly backed away after softly touching her, then she raised her eyes and was caught into those sparkling clear eyes.

Unexpectedly, the two of them did not speak in tacit understanding, but looked at each other quietly, and the ambiguous air spread quietly between them, like an inextricably linked red thread, slowly binding the two of them together, letting them never to leave each other’s lives.

Thump –

Tang Han Qiu seemed to feel something different– from her heart.

“Tap, tap, tap–” There was a knock from the office door, and the ambiguity in the room was instantly knocked away.

Both people recovered their senses from the knocking on the door.

The doorknob was turned, and the door was opened, Han Wei walked in with the newly made lover’s confidentiality agreement, but it was very unfortunate that she saw a scene that a subordinate shouldn’t see–

Yu Ru Bing was sitting in Tang Han Qiu’s embrace with her arms still around her neck, their posture was as ambiguous as they come, and told as many stories as possible.

It looked like something rated that had been planned to be shown inside the office.

General Assistant Han, who had always been serious, had the four large characters “it is as expected” written on her face at this time.

The relationship between the two of them was really not that simple.

Three pairs of eyes silently communicated, making the atmosphere very embarrassing for a while.

Yu Ru Bing took the lead to break the awkward atmosphere, and said to Han Wei with a serious face: “General Assistant Han, don’t look at us like that, actually…”

“Things are what you think they are, don’t stop what you’re imagining, carry on!”

Tang Han Qiu: “… …”

Han Wei: “… …”

She’s so frank, why do I feel that there is something fishy that’s contrary to this?

Tang Han Qiu ignored her words and patted her legs: “Get down!”

Yu Ru Bing: “Oh, okay!” She obediently ran to the other end of the desk and sat down.

Tang Han Qiu also called Han Wei to come over and sit down, then while taking the freshly printed agreement in her hand, said, “I need to explain today’s matter to you.”

Han Wei was her assistant, she often followed her, and she was her confidant, so she had to talk with Han Wei about many things.

Just like this fake relationship.

To make Qiu Yun Li and Tang Sheng He believe that they are really together, Tang He Tian and Liu Wen Qing must be convinced, but from Tang He Tian’s impression of Yu Ru Bing, he may not be at ease.

The trust he had for other people was sometimes not as good as his faith in a contract.

That’s why she wanted to make an agreement, to make him feel at ease to let her “fall in love” and not beat the mandarin ducks², so as not to give Tang Sheng He a chance to pay attention to Yu Ru Bing again and cause her trouble.

T/N

2. 棒打鸳鸯: metaphor for breaking apart loving couples or lovers

But Han Wei was different, Han Wei’s ability in business was strong and she was tight-lipped, she knew what should and what should not be said, so she was qualified and had to know the truth.

Tang Han Qiu said, “She and I are not what you think, the two of us are just pretending to be lovers, this agreement was made to deal with my parents.”

Han Wei repeated: “Pretend?”

Tang Han Qiu nodded: “In order to make Qiu Yun Li and Tang Sheng He completely give up on us, and stop causing us trouble, we lied to them that we are already together.”

“General Assistant Han is a smart person,” she said, “You know what to do.”

Han Wei pushed her glasses, still with a trace of doubt: “Then why was she sitting on your lap just now?”

The appearance of the two of them just now didn’t seem to be fake at all.

Thinking of this, Han Wei couldn’t help but feel jealous.

The boss’s relationship is progressing so fast, while there was still no news between her and the one in her house…

Falling in love was really hard, but love between the same gender was even harder– she was a little envious of the speed of Tang Han Qiu and Yu Ru Bing’s relationship.

Yu Ru Bing let out a “sigh” beside her, which led Han Wei to look at her.

Yu Ru Bing solemnly said: “I have a disorder towards this kind of person.”

Han Wei: “?”

Yu Ru Bing: “When I see a beautiful person, I want to sit on their lap, take a closer look at why they look so beautiful, and explore the secrets of their beauty.”

Han Wei: “… …”

Isn’t there something wrong with your disease???

Yu Ru Bing looked at her disbelieving expression, raised an eyebrow and said, “General Assistant Han doesn’t believe it?” Then she calmly stood up and said, “I think that General Assistant Han is also pretty, I can–”

Han Wei refused in an instant: “No need, I believe it!”

Yu Ru Bing saw that she had been fooled, and deliberately made a sound of regret: “Ah…you believe it.”

Han Wei: “… …”

Han Wei: [Scared.JPG]

Even Tang Han Qiu had to admire her.

Sure enough, every time she’d fool General Assistant Han, she was very clever, and very outrageous…

Tang Han Qiu brought the topic back, and took a look at the agreement in its entirety, then turned to Yu Ru Bing after confirming that there was no problem.

“Sign it,” she said, “Girlfriend.”

===========================

The author has something to say:

More double update.

President Tang’s heart is on its way.

Not to mention, I wanted to write the two of them having a quick night in the bridal chamber.

But thinking about it I don’t think I’ll do it.

---

This is a fan translation presented by Yuri Translations. This novel does not belong to us.

Support the author by donating to the site linked on the synopsis page. You can also donate to the translator if you appreciate their hard work.

---

Follow Yuri Translations on Twitter.

[ Previous Chapter — Next Chapter ]