Chapter 89: Are you all still humans???

Kissing until you go weak in the knees, what kind ambiguous impure words are these? Plea se re ad at Yu ri Trans lations

Yu Ru Bing said with a heavy face: “Didn’t the two of us agree to have a good first kiss? I thought, since I have poor kissing skills I just need to study, so I went to watch those kissing tutorials.”

“I think it said that if you have good kissing skills, you can really kiss people to the extent that their legs go weak, so I learnt very seriously, and I believe that I have mastered the essence, just need to wait for the opportunity to act, and kiss you until your legs go soft, to give you a wonderful and unforgettable first kiss.”

“I thought I would have a chance to use it in these three days, but as it turns out, there’s no chance at all.”

“Oh, a miscalculation…”

Getting carried away in having their first kiss, she forgot that the place was full of cameras, if they wanted to kiss, it could only be like a dragonfly lightly touching the water¹, if they exerted too much and were too affection it would be noticed as something peculiar.

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1.蜻蜓点水: idiom; fleeting, superficial contact

It would feel totally like they were having an illicit affair.

Strange and exciting, but it was a pity— there wasn’t an opportunity to display one’s talents!

Who knew when they could see each other next time!

Tang Han Qiu was silent for a while, and said suspiciously: “You?”

Judging from her lack of enthusiasm in learning and current disorderedly learning method, Tang Han Qiu had reason to suspect that the result of her studying was also not good.

Therefore, about being kissed until her legs go weak and having a beautiful and unforgettable first kiss, Tang Han Qiu was not hopeful and was skeptical.

What is the most irritating creature in history— it was a troll.

Yu Ru Bing raised her face, and even if she couldn’t see Tang Han Qiu’s face in the dark, she still stubbornly stared at her: “Are you questioning me?”

Tang Han Qiu was very honest: “I have reservations about your learning methods.”

Yu Ru Bing retorted: “That’s different.”

Tang Han Qiu asked: “How is it different?”

Yu Ru Bing: “Studying for the final exam makes me dispirited, but studying for a beautiful first kiss makes me happy, so of course I would willingly learn the latter.”

As long as her mentality didn’t reject it, there was no problem with how she studied.

Just like how she learned to sing and dance, because she liked it, so she learned them faster than other people.

When studying for the final exam, as long as Tang Han Qiu who she liked accompanies her, her mentality to immediately reject it disappears, the state in which she studied also became much better, and the speed of which her brain received knowledge also became much smoother.

Learning kissing skills to be able to kiss Tang Han Qiu, this kind of thing made her as happy as an immortal, so of course she was very willing to learn this kind of thing, and would be determined to do it well!

Yu Ru Bing with absolute integrity: “Having interest is the best teacher!”

Tang Han Qiu smiled and said nothing, still seeming not to believe that she could learn something there.

Yu Ru Bing unhappily said: “Woman, you have to know, I am an extremely rebellious lever.”

Tang Han Qiu: “Huh?”

Yu Ru Bing: “So I will definitely let you know how good I am!”

Tang Han Qiu felt that she was funny, but did not refute her face, she patted her on the back, and good-naturedly responded: “En, I’ll wait. It’s late, go to sleep.”

Yu Ru Bing obediently fell asleep.

……

At eight o’clock in the morning, the shooting of the first day of <Three Days and Three Nights> officially began.

Song Zhen Zhen volunteered to bear the burden of waking up Yu Ru Bing and Tang Han Qiu, she took the elevator up and knocked on the door of the two people in Yu Ru Bing’s room with excitement.

The one who opened the door for her was the person who was constantly in her thoughts, Tang Han Qiu.

Tang Han Qiu had already gotten up, wearing an expensive dark blue pajama, with her beautiful wavy long curly hair casually tied up, her face was plain and neat without any makeup on, but she still looked fundamentally exquisite and still breathtakingly beautiful.

Song Zhen Zhen stood at the door and looked at her, not only did she think she was beautiful, but she also had a sense about her being a little bit at home right now.

She gave people the feeling of being very natural and relaxed, as if she hasn’t been affected by sleeping with another person.

Tang Han Qiu was holding a pink electric toothbrush, while squeezing out a tube of toothpaste, then she asked Song Zhen Zhen as she squeezed, “What is it?”

She still remembered Song Zhen Zhen, an intern in the Publicity Department, and seeing her standing there, she guessed that she had been caught by the program team of <Three Days and Three Nights> to run an errand.

She was finally able to talk to the goddess of her heart again, so Song Zhen Zhen mind snapped suppressing her excitement, and said: “I came to wake you up, the director said he was ready to start shooting!”

Tang Han Qiu made an indifferent oh, “Okay, got it.” Then she walked back with the electric toothbrush.

Yu Ru Bing was sitting on the edge of the bed wrapped in a quilt, still sleeping with her eyes closed. Tang Han Qiu walked to her, handed her the toothbrush, and said, “It’s time to get up and wash up.”

Yu Ru Bing opened her sleepy eyes with difficulty, looked at the toothbrush in her hand, and shivered as she reached out and caught it.

Song Zhen Zhen was shocked, she felt like she had invisibly suffered hundreds of millions of injuries.

President Tang incredibly helped Yu Ru Bing squeeze some toothpaste out and hand over the toothbrush?

This…

At this moment she didn’t know whether she should envy the good relationship between the two of them, or still feel that Tang Han Qiu was gentle and considerate.

After Tang Han Qiu gave the toothbrush, she walked back to the door and asked, “Did the director say what to do next?”

The usual process of most variety show was after the filming officially starts, the director would little by little give tasks to the guests, and see their ability to react and cope.

<Three Days and Three Nights> also had a pattern of giving out tasks, but Tang Han Qiu did not ask what the specific tasks were, and the project team did not report it to her in order to maintain the mystery of it, instead, it was transferred to Han Wei, and later implemented after Han Wei confirmed it.

Therefore, Tang Han Qiu was ignorant about the content of the specific tasks, she could only be sure that these assistants would not seek death by stepping of her tolerance, otherwise they should just go ahead and wait to drink the northwest wind².

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2. 喝西北风: go cold and hungry

Song Zhen Zhen recalled the director’s instructions, and replied: “The director said to let you find a restaurant to have breakfast first.”

Tang Han Qiu nodded.

Yu Ru Bing finally moved, Song Zhen Zhen could clearly see her come out of the quilt, wearing a very cute rabbit pajama, and was shivering as she got out of the bed.

Song Zhen Zhen was puzzled: “The room… is it cold?” Plea se re ad at Yu ri Trans lations

Wouldn’t President Tang be cold too?

Song Zhen Zhen anxiously said: “Then you—”

Tang Han Qiu calmly said: “It’s okay.” She turned her head and glanced at the person who was going out of bed as fast as a tortoise, then looked at Song Zhen Zhen very calmly, “The room isn’t cold, she just personally holds winter in high esteem.”

Song Zhen Zhen: “???”

Tang Han Qiu slowly closed the door a bit, then stood at the crack of the door to look at her: “Thank you for your trip, if there is nothing else, I will close the door first.”

As soon as she opened the door, cold wind came in, and she was afraid that this gust of wind would cause the salted fish behind her to die on the spot.

Song Zhen Zhen made a dumbfounded noise, and watched Tang Han Qiu shut the door indifferently. Recalling what she just saw, she hurriedly took out a small notebook and began to take notes: 3. Respect winter.

……

Yu Ru Bing lazily leaned against the bathroom door, brushing her teeth, then rinsing her mouth, and after spitting out the foam in her mouth, she asked, “Why was that kid here?”

Tang Han Qiu while applying some hand cream said, “Running errands for the director.”

Yu Ru Bing said oh, and just when she lowered her head to wash her face, a long black hair slipped off her head, which got particularly in the way.

She sighed, looked at the water in her hand, and shouted: “Qiu Qiu, bring the headband and rubber band to help me wash my face, I forgot to take it.”

Tang Han Qiu responded with an okay, she took the yellow cartoon headband she used to wash her face and rubber band from the table, then when she found that her hands was filled with water, she simply said: “Come, I’ll help you.”

Yu Ru Bing obediently stretched out her head, and after Tang Han Qiu helped her put it on, she opened her twinkling eyes and said in a tender and sweet voice: “Thank you Qiu Qiu, Qiu Qiu is so good.”

Tang Han Qiu simply said en.

Yu Ru Bing suddenly took a step closer to her, and said with a serious face: “Qiu Qiu, in order to get used to the correction system, I just made a major decision.”

Tang Han Qiu looked at her.

Yu Ru Bing said in a bold and righteous manner: “I have decided to ask you for a kiss in the morning and evening, because then you will sooner or later get used to it!”

Tang Han Qiu: “……?”

Why do I get the feeling that she is talking nonsense again?

Yu Ru Bing looked back at the bathroom door and confirmed that they were standing at a blind spot, then turned back to look at Tang Han Qiu, with a look of expectation: “This child has finished brushing her teeth, can I have a good morning kiss?”

All her spontaneous affectionate actions were for the system, she has no other thoughts about me, so I shouldn’t think too much. With such thoughts in mind, Tang Han Qiu didn’t get too entangled, so she held her face and gave her a clear-cut kiss, it was very quick.

Tang Han Qiu let go of her, reminded her to hurry up, and then walked out.

Yu Ru Bing stood there with a dazed expression.

A damn hasty good morning kiss?

……

Relying on both of their good foundations they did whatever they wanted, and only put on light simple makeup. Yu Ru Bing took out her simple black messenger bag, and put their things and room cards inside, then happily went out together.

The director asked them to find a restaurant for breakfast, so Tang Han Qiu politely asked Yu Ru Bing, and Yu Ru Bing also asked her what she wanted to eat, then she calmly said: “Something light.”

Yu Ru Bing took her to a porridge restaurant in town, the restaurant was decorated very warmly, and not only did they serve porridge, but also fried bread sticks³, soy milk, coffee, pastries and so on.

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3.油条: youtiao

After the two people ordered their meal, the staff of the program group suddenly came up and confiscated their wallets then handed them over to Tang Han Qiu’s accompanying secretary Lin Lin.

Yu Ru Bing whispered to Tang Han Qiu: “It’s okay, you can pay with your mobile phone in this shop.”

Then the staff folded back and collected both her mobile phones.

Yu Ru Bing: “… …”

She asked suspiciously: “I said it too loudly?!” Otherwise, why would they come back to collect their phones after she finished talking!

Tang Han Qiu chuckled: “No, this show confiscates mobile phones.”

She knew this bit.

With a mobile phone, there would be plenty of convenience and also plenty of obstacle, such as the convenience of spending money, and the obstacle of immersing in their mobile phones without talking with each other. The program group was limiting this convenience and eliminating this obstacle.

Yu Ru Bing leaned back and said: “Then I can only hope that they don’t make us do any provocative task.”

“No,” Tang Han Qiu faintly glanced at the director sitting in front of the staff, and said slowly, “They must be prepared if they dare to do that.”

Director: A murderous aura!

The time was ample, and after the two of them unhurriedly finished their breakfast, it was time to pay the bill, and the program team took out the task cards.

The tasks on each card were different, they must first randomly draw out a task card, then after completing the specified task, their order would be paid by the program team without costing them a penny.

If they couldn’t do it, then they had to treat the whole staff for breakfast.

Tang Han Qiu put her hands in her coat pockets, and calmly said, “Sure.”

“I’ll treat you all to have breakfast.”

President Tang, who was so poor that she only had money left⁴, meant: This little money is not enough to enter her eyes.

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4. 穷得只剩钱: It is a self- ridicule, when used in satire, it means that a person has no quality, has a bad character, no spirit, no compassion, no love and respect for others, and only has money. Usually used for a person that has done something harmful for money, or after he had done some illegal or immoral things with money to achieve his goal

It’s even no problem for her to buy this store now.

Program group: “…”

The staff of the program group began to roar in their hearts: Stop President Tang, please don’t take the lead to break the rules because you have money! And don’t forget this show is from your company!! Don’t dismantle the platform yourself!!!

The program staff felt offended by money, and the director gritted his teeth, he turned his head to look at Yu Ru Bing, and said, “For the sake of the show, we can temporarily change the rules.”

Yu Ru Bing looked confused: “?”

Wait, why do I have a bad feeling??

Director: “If you can’t complete the task, you will have to treat all the staff for breakfast.” He also added, “You can’t ask for President Tang to share, and you can’t get any reimbursement from President Tang either.”

Guardian of economizing Yu Ru Bing: “???”

Are you all still humans?? Plea se re ad at Yu ri Trans lations

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The author has something to say:

Director: Money can’t threaten you, but it can threaten your woman

Yu cub: The program group, they’re not behaving themselves

Program group: President Tang takes the lead in tearing down the house

Ready to sing: Auntie there’s a~~~ sense of foreboding~~~~

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