Chapter 92: [Overbearing President and Her Pure Pretentious Little Wife]

Tang Han Qiu said to give the money, and the director summoned up his courage to say: “President Tang, you can’t just give up, you should try…”

“This is all for the show, for Hua Yao…” The director smiled.

Yu Ru Bing was very interested, and wanted to know who wrote these task cards and who thought about this task.

Which little genius of Hua Yao thought about this task, come out and kiss me!

This performance made her excited, and performing with Tang Han Qiu made her even more excited, this play had such an exciting content, that she was so excited she was about to leave this beautiful world!

She hasn’t seen Tang Han Qiu act as an overbearing boss yet!

Although Tang Han Qiu was also a president, she was a thousand miles away from being an overbearing president in the impression of the public. She treated people and things with elegance and aptitude, rarely overbearing, and needless to say when she was in front of Yu Ru Bing.

The way that an overbearing president would deal with the heroine was to grab the other person’s wrist, push the other party against the wall, and forcefully kiss the other person, then say some typical line of an overbearing president.

But incidentally Tang Han Qiu, how this president dealt with the heroine Yu Ru Bing was to raise her fist and ask her if she wanted to be beaten.

Although useful and hardcore¹, it was not overbearing at all.

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1. 硬核: the literal translation is hardcore, but Chinese netizens have increasingly used the term on other occasions in a similar meaning to “tough and cool.”

So Yu Ru Bing became curious about what Tang Han Qiu would look like when she was being overbearing.

Yu Ru Bing: I want to see an overbearing President Tang!

Overbearing President Tang herself obviously didn’t want to act, and she was exuding a cold air of death from her whole body.

She also wanted to know who came up with this bad idea, how dare they let the boss do such a shameful thing!

But she wouldn’t be able to find the person who did it for the time being, so she could only give a sharp look at the director-in-charge, with both eyes saying: Do you want to die?

— Hahahaha President Tang: Death stare.JPG²

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— Hahahahahahaha it’s a fine day, let <Three Days and Three Nights> go bankrupt³

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3. A derivation form of the Internet popular word 天凉了，让王氏集团破产吧, it’s a fine day, let the Wang Group go bankrupt, or 天凉了，让王家灭了吧, it’s a fine day, let the Wang family be destroyed.

— President Tang: Wait for me to return to Hua Yao, I will fire you one by one!

— Hahahahaha no, I think the director understands! One person’s blood petition⁴ to keep the show! I also want to see other CPs!

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4. 一人血书: related to the past which is originally written as万人血是书 when a lot of people would write down on a book to show that it has great influence and brought suffering to everyone, but now has evolved as a method for petition, and the term used by the author emphasizes the speaker (i.e me). There are also derivative words, like two people’s blood petition, three people’s blood petition… etc., highlighting the number of requests.

— Two people’s blood petition!

The director hurriedly stretched out his hands, grabbed the word board, and wrote three big words “General Assistant Han” on it, indicating that the tasks and its content have passed General Assistant Han’s eyes, and immediately threw the pot⁵ to General Assistant Han, who was thousands of miles away.

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5. 甩锅: a metaphor to shift the blame onto others.

After seeing those three words Tang Han Qiu made an obvious pause.

Han Wei had glanced over it, mainly to see if there were any content that Tang Han Qiu couldn’t accept, but still considered more with regards to the audience of the show and the nature of it being a variety show.

This role playing, based on Han Wei’s understanding of Tang Han Qiu and Yu Ru Bing, naturally fell into the range of being acceptable and was not taken out.

Tang Han Qiu felt a headache when she thought that Han Wei had actually included this task.

The show that she herself came up with, even went to participate herself, and she was still pitted, just like shooting herself in the foot!

Seeing that Tang Han Qiu still didn’t want to do the task, the director turned to Yu Ru Bing for help.

He had discovered that Yu Ru Bing’s power to talk in front of Tang Han Qiu was great, she would say many words of persuasion out of her mouth, and Tang Han Qiu would really listen.

The effect was comparable to or even better than that of General Assistant Han herself.

Yu Ru Bing nodded expressing her understanding, then slipped back beside Tang Han Qiu, she took her arm, and whispered, “Qiu Qiu.”

Tang Han Qiu turned her eyes, and she silently looked at her.

Yu Ru Bing began to play the sentimental card, and said softly: “Good Qiu Qiu, didn’t you say this morning that you would do your best on the next task, how can you give up before it even starts.”

Tang Han Qiu’s lips moved: “How would I know that this task would be…” Then she glanced sideways at the director.

The director bit the bullet and smiled, daring not to tell her about this task really was the selfishness of their project team— they also wanted to see the overbearing appearance of their boss.

That scene would definitely be beautiful!

Yu Ru Bing continued to persuade: “Aiya, this would be fun. The audience would definitely want to see this, if you don’t believe me, wait for the day of the broadcast, then have a little look, the barrage of comments must be full of ‘President Tang I want to see’!”

As she said, on the day of the broadcast, the entire screen was filled with a barrage of “President Tang I want to see” on this segment.

— Yes, President Tang I want to see!

— President Tang I want to see!

— President Tang I’m begging, this child really wants to see it!!!

If the audience wanted to see it, it signified ratings.

Tang Han Qiu was a little moved.

Yu Ru Bing quickly said: “It’s true, it must be that they want to watch it, believe me, if not, I will cut off— a piece of my hair for you to play with!”

Tang Han Qiu gave her a funny look. It seemed that she didn’t dare to just cut off her head and let her do as she pleased with it anymore.

Yu Ru Bing held her hand and said firmly: “Let’s do this to make Hua Yao better!”

Tang Han Qiu compromised.

Yu Ru Bing became energized in an instant, and with a whoosh, she took off the down jacket that she had just put on, revealing the tight-fitting black turtleneck sweater she was wearing inside that made her waist look slender and delicate.

Then she rolled up her sleeves with pride, revealing two slender, white arms, and hurriedly waved to the program group: “Rules, hurry up, don’t wait for President Tang to regret her words!”

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

It looks like you are much more anxious than the show crew.

The director quickly told the rules to them.

The rules were very simple, there was no script, they’d be the one to determine the content, as long as it’s within the setting of the establishment they were currently in, and that the following lines were involved “Woman, I don’t allow you to laugh with others!”, “You are responsible for extinguishing the fire you’ve ignited!”, and “Woman, the whole world will know, you, are mine.” Granted that these three lines have been used then the task would be completed, and this hot pot will be the program team’s treat.

The two of them would also decide who would play who.

The role of the overbearing president was undoubtedly given to Tang Han Qiu, because this was not only what the audience and the program team wanted to see, but also Yu Ru Bing herself wanted to see it.

It’s just this pure and unpretentious female employee…

Yu Ru Bing stroked her chin, and asked, “Can I change the nature of the character?”

The director asked: “Such as?”

Yu Ru Bing: “Pure and pretentious.”

Director: “?”

You still have more tricks???

— F–k, I really want to see it!

— As expected of my sand sculpture idol, everything that you come up with is so interesting, I love it

— She knows so many stalks, switch your profession to a variety show!

The director felt that Yu Ru Bing’s variety show potential was limitless, and finally agreed that she could make some changes in the basic character set, as long as it was amusing and interesting.

Yu Ru Bing said she understood.

Tang Han Qiu was forced to discuss this shameful off the charts story with her.

The premise of the plot was very simple, the overbearing president and the pure and pretentious female employee had been together for a while, but for some reason, the two people who loved each other had to separate.

After many years, the overbearing president became the new boss of the female employee, then after witnessing the female employee laughing with other men, she finally couldn’t help but push the female employee against the wall and say those domineering and possessive words.

They used the materials from the spot as prop and directly borrowed the wall of the hot pot restaurant as the background.

Yu Ru Bing, the pure pretentious female employee, excitedly walked towards the wall, then actively leaned against the wall, and eagerly made an invitation to the overbearing president herself: “Come and push me against the wall!”

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

Her excited and proactive appearance made Tang Han Qiu feel inexplicably scared— is she really a normal person?

— Hahahahahahahahahaha I’m already laughing!

— President Tang: Happiness is hers, I have nothing

— Really a good pretentious and proactive female employee hahahahahahahahahaha

Tang Han Qiu sighed, and very helplessly walked over.

Yu Ru Bing immediately adjusted her posture, raised both hands on the wall, and asked while posing, “How do you want to grab me? Like this? Or this?”

Simply proactively outrageous.

Tang Han Qiu rather mentally exhausted said: “Whatever.” Then she raised her hand and pressed it against the wall without touching her.

Yu Ru Bing: “…?”

This pure and pretentious female employee thinks that being this casual is very problematic.

Yu Ru Bing wondered: “Are you pressing against the wall or pressing me? You the overbearing president isn’t holding on to the pure pretentious female employee, what if the female employee runs away later?”

Tang Han Qiu calmly said: “Then let you run.”

Yu Ru Bing was shocked, how can there be such an indulgent president!

She justified and said: “I can run fast, if you don’t firmly grasp me, won’t you have to run after me later? Think about it, as an overbearing president, rushing as you run after me, won’t it ruin your image?”

Tang Han Qiu raised her eyebrows: “Why should I chase after you myself? Wouldn’t I just send someone to catch you back?”

Which overbearing president is so stupid that they would chase after people? Do so many subordinates eat vegetables⁶?

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6.吃素: weak

Yu Ru Bing’s pupil’s dilated in shock.

Damn, she is so reasonable, I’m speechless???

— Hahahahahaha it makes sense

— President Tang, a clear-headed overbearing president

In the end, the two of them took a step back, and decided to grab only one hand, then formally entered the sitcom <Overbearing President and Her Pure Pretentious Little Wife>.

It began with the first crucial line, and Tang Han Qiu said dryly, without emotion and spirit: “Ah, woman, I don’t allow you to laugh with others.”

This thing, for President Tang herself to say, the level of shame was 300%, and it was very difficult for her to contribute her superb acting skills.

Yu Ru Bing entered the scene next, and with a pure and unrivaled look, she turned her eyes to the beautiful woman in front of her, pulling her bright red lips into a bright smile, then she asked: “Excuse me, boss, who do you not allow me to laugh with? “

Tang Han Qiu recalled the lines and continued to say dryly: “You know it in your heart.”

“No,” Yu Ru Bing said, “I don’t know at all.”

Tang Han Qiu was about to open her mouth to speak, but Yu Ru Bing silently raised her hand, and gently pressed her cool fingers against her soft lips, preventing her from speaking.

Yu Ru Bing smiled again, and said in a soft low voice: “I laughed with many people today.”

“Huangfu Tie Niu⁷, Ouyang Gou Dan, and Shangguan Er Zhu, I don’t know who boss is talking about… which one is it?”

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7. 皇甫铁牛: is the name of a character made by Qiao Yi, the female lead, and her editorial friends when they spat out some Mary Su novels in the novel, I Don’t Like the World, I Only like You. It is a criticism on Mary Su novels naming routine, in order to satirize Mary Su novels and novels with overbearing president types. Generally, the compound surnames in Mary Su novels are very nice, such as Huangfu Ao Tian and Murong Qing Cheng, which sounds like an overbearing president or a peerless beauty type. However, combining gorgeous compound surnames with rustic appellations, such as Huangfu Tie Niu, Ouyang Cui Hua, Shangguan Tie Zhu and so on, it becomes completely different.

铁牛: Tie  Niu means tractor; 狗蛋: Gou Dan means dog testicles; 二柱: Er Zhu means two pillars

Mary Su: (玛丽苏) A character may be judged as Mary Sue if she is competent in too many areas, is physically attractive, and/or is viewed as admirable by other sympathetic characters. Mary Sues are generally presumed to be idealized self-inserts rather than true characters, although they may actually be intended as point-of-view characters for the reader. Many fans feel that with true Mary Sue stories, the characters cause canon characters, established story lines, and the very inner consistency of the canon’s reality, to be wildly out of bounds.”

Program group: ???

Excuse me, I didn’t expect that you were doing a country romance⁸ sitcom.

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8. 乡村爱情: this came from the cliched story plots of overbearing tyrants giving gifts and doing tricks as a form of love, this originally came from the TV dramas back in 2006 and this has now become an adjective.

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