Chapter 93: Public execution.

Yu Ru Bing slowly retracted her finger.

Not only the program group, Tang Han Qiu was also taken aback, then unconsciously let out a chuckle, and speechlessly looked at her with amusement.

Obviously, the names they wrote for that line were very serious, not this Tie Niu, or Er Zhu1, why did she change the names at the last moment!

T/N

1. : Tie Niu means tractor; 二柱: Er Zhu means two pillars

Yu Ru Bing saw Tang Han Qiu laugh, and was relieved.

Tang Han Qiu read the lines with an extremely withered heart, and looked like she still couldn’t let it go, so she thought to change the lines at the last second to tease Tang Han Qiu and let her relax.

Since they were there to enjoy a leave from work, they might as well relax and happily play the game— even though this game was a bit shameful.

Yu Ru Bing winked at her playfully, then raised the corners of her mouth and gave a big smile.

Tang Han Qiu immediately understood, but she changed the line too much making people overwhelmed, and she was still dumbfounded.

She habitually wanted to raise her hand to hold her forehead, but then thought that the camera was still shooting, so she abruptly held back, and instead used her fingers to quietly scratch her wrist.

Yu Ru Bing immediately smiled more pleasantly, and opened her lips to continue with the plot: “Tell me, who don’t you allow to laugh with me?”

Tang Han Qiu had to keep up and honestly delivered her own lines: “No one is allowed.”

“Woman, you will always only belong to me. You are responsible for extinguishing the fire you’ve ignited.”

President Tang in constant embarrassment thought: Such shame…

— President Tang’s life is not easy

— The face god probably want to bury herself in the ground from embarrassment

— Stop talking, just seeing the face god say these lines, my toes are curling in embarrassment!

Yu Ru Bing continued to go through the plot, pretending to be sad, then she looked up at the sky in a forty-five-degree angle: “Please let me go, I am no different from the other women outside.”

Tang Han Qiu: “No, you are different, they only love my money.”

Yu Ru Bing pressed her lips together and said in a heart-breaking way: “No! You don’t understand me at all! They only love your money, but not only do I love your money, I’m also greedy for your body and pursues your beauty!!”

Program group: …

Indeed, very pretentious.

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

Although I know that these are the lines, you are really overly pretentious.

— Hahahahahahahahaha informing President Tang, I am also greedy!!!

— The pretentiousness made the overbearing president speechless

— Woman, you’re done, your pretentiousness has caught my attention!

There was still another key line, so Tang Han Qiu took a deep breath, aggressively gripped her chin, and whispered: “Very good, I like this kind of contrived and honest woman that you are.”

She habitually raised her beautiful eyebrows, and with a deep look, she lightly opened her red lips, and her intoxicating voice slowly floated in Yu Ru Bing’s ear: “Woman, the whole world will know, you, are mine.”

Probably because this was the last line, so her expression of saving face and manner of speaking were both in place, making her really look like an overbearing president, and made people’s heart throb.

— Ahhhhhh I am dead, I’m soul wearing2 Yu Ru Bing!!!!

T/N

2.魂穿: a setting/genre in novels and comics, refers to the passage of the soul into someone else’s body. I think it’s like transmigration.

— I’m also greedy for your body and pursuing your beauty, so when will you marry me?

— These two people looks too compatible, you guys later on, I will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau for you!

— Good, now the whole world knows that Yu Ru Bing belongs to you, and that the sweet and sour fish3 CP is real!!! (Excited)

T/N

3. 糖醋: literally sweet and sour fish, is sweet which is pronounced as Tang, and is fish which is pronounced as Yu

Yu Ru Bing was also very satisfied when she spoke her last line, she liked it very much, that she was crazy about it.

Tang Han Qiu, with that impeccable face, saying that to anyone, no one could escape.

But Tang Han Qiu herself was embarrassed to the extreme, feeling goose bumps all over. She thought she had seen a lot of Yu Ru Bing pretending to be an overbearing boss, that when she went for it herself, she could get used to it, but in the end, she was still naive.

It was totally different to watch others and then do it yourself…

All three key lines had been touched upon, so the task was completed and the director clapped his hands: “Cut! OK, congratulations to both of you for completing this task!”

Yu Ru Bing couldn’t hold back, and she took advantage of the opportunity to rush and hug her, laughing as she said, “Qiu Qiu is great!”

Her overbearing appearance really made people admire it!

Tang Han Qiu sighed in exhaustion, and casually replied with a sound of agreement.

Performing for ratings is really not easy.

— President Tang’s soul seems to have left

— President Tang’s level of shame today is estimated to be off the charts, all for her wife and the company. I repeat, sweet and sour fish is real!

— That’s too bad, please pay attention to our little Hua Yao! Follow our high face value young lady, President Tang! Hua Yao has appeared in a lot of movies and TV series recently, please support!!!

……

After eating lunch and finishing the task, the two did not go shopping anymore, but went back to stay in the hotel.

Yu Ru Bing wanted to continue committing to mind the self-defense lessons that Tang Han Qiu had taught her in passing.

What she taught her was the very basic, things that were easy for beginners to learn. Yu Ru Bing took it very seriously, stopping to learn it by heart every time she learned a trick, and because doing this changed her mood.

Tang Han Qiu casually looked at the materials that was in her tablet, and glanced at Hua Yao’s situation with regards to its recent film and television ventures.

It was neither good nor bad, none of the newly signed artists could achieve the same effect as Yu Ru Bing.

Tang Han Qiu sat on a chair with the tablet computer settled between her thighs and the tabletop, all the while holding a cup of warm coffee in her hand, then she suddenly raised her eyes to look at the person opposite her who was reading a book.

Yu Ru Bing had her heroine halo, and coupled with her own strength, she was born to stand in the spotlight. Moreover, she had a cheerful personality, was familiar with online medias, and she knew a lot of stalks, so as the netizens say, she was a “treasure girl4”, good at singing and dancing, and an amusing sand sculpture.

T/N

4.宝藏女孩: this has double meanings, and the true meaning needs to be judged according to the context. One is that there is too much black material to describe a certain star, and it is impossible to dig it. The second is to describe that a person with a lot of unknown talents that are slowly discovered by everyone, the person is simply covered with treasures, which is good.

After forming into a group, the resources continued, and she was actively in the public’s field of vision, her popularity continued to rise, and she was unparalleled in the limelight, to the point that she could be called a big star.

Hua Yao had such a her right now, and no one could do better than her.

Including the original heroine.

She was so outstanding in making people like her, that she (THQ) was very fortunate for her to have chosen Hua Yao and that she (YRB) had chosen her.

— What is President Tang looking at?

— Wife Staring Demon is online

Suddenly, the person opposite dropped her pen, raised her head, and unexpectedly stared at her.

Yu Ru Bing asked, “What are you looking at?”

Tang Han Qiu looked calm, quietly took a sip of the fragrant coffee, and said: “Nothing.” Then she asked, “Are you finished studying? Still don’t want to learn?”

Yu Ru Bing smiled and picked up her mobile phone: “Taking a break, taking a break for a while.” Then she lowered her head and started playing with the phone.

Yu Ru Bing said while playing on her mobile phone: “I have no idea if we also have do these gaudy tasks for dinner.”

Tang Han Qiu put down the coffee and said with certainty: “We won’t.”

Yu Ru Bing tilted her head: “President Tang is so sure?”

Tang Han Qiu nodded: “Otherwise why do you think would they return our phone to us?”

And this was what the director had repeatedly assured her from the beginning, that there would be no task card segment during dinner time, and the guests could spend their own money to eat whatever they want.

If the director dared to lie to her, then he didn’t need to be concerned anymore, he just had to fruitlessly wait for death.

Yu Ru Bing said with a bit of regret: “Ah… there’s no more huh.”

Tang Han Qiu looked at her: “You’re feeling regretful.”

Yu Ru Bing smiled innocently: “No, I just miss Huangfu Tie Niu, Ouyang Gou Dan and Shangguan Er Zhu a little bit, that’s all.”

Tang Han Qiu lightly said: “Then I suggest you wake up and don’t even think about it.”

Yu Ru Bing smiled and looked at her while supporting her head, then suddenly switched the subject: “Qiu Qiu, let’s go to the fireworks display tomorrow, I want to go.”

She wanted to go to the fireworks display with her, she wanted to see more sceneries with her and leave more beautiful memories.

In this way, it would not appear that her having a secret crush was too strenuous, besides… she could have many memories with the person she liked.

Tang Han Qiu was still the same, and calmly responded with an okay.

Whatever she wanted to do, she would accompany her.

Forever and always.

……

At dinner time, just as Tang Han Qiu said, the program team did not take out the task cards, but let the two of them spend their own money, to eat what they wanted, and eat where they wanted.

Yu Ru Bing chose to order takeaway and continued to stay in the hotel.

The salted fish shrunk into a ball under the quilt: “It’s too cold outside… I don’t want to go out.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…How will you go watch the fireworks tomorrow night if you’re afraid of the cold?”

Yu Ru Bing silently stretched out a hand from under the quilt, gave a thumbs up, and with a certain dullness her voice came from under the quilt: “Don’t worry, for the fireworks, I won’t be afraid of the cold tomorrow night.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

You can control this?!

— Hahahahahahahahaha such an interesting soul, can regulate her fear of the cold

— President Tang: I’m speechless!

— Too silly hahahahahahahahaha

Time was like sand, it would quickly slip away from one’s fingertips, and that night it was soon time to sleep.

After Yu Ru Bing finished the important process of brushing, washing her face and putting on skin care products, she immediately took out the cloth to cover the various miniature cameras in the room, and said see you tomorrow to the cameras as usual.

After confirming that each one was covered, she laid down on the bed and dutifully warmed the bed, also she was incidentally looking forward to today’s goodnight kiss.

Tang Han Qiu also went inside the bed to rest after washing up, the bed was nice and warm, making her mind and body instantly relax in this cold winter day.

She turned her face and met Yu Ru Bing’s expectant eyes.

Her expression looked like a kid waiting for a piece of candy.

Tang Han Qiu was stunned for a moment, and when she realized what she was waiting for, she couldn’t help but smile, then consciously leaned in, wrapped her in the scent of her own body, and kissed her on the lips.

It was very natural and skilled, as if she was really getting used to kissing her.

“Good night.” Tang Han Qiu said, looking into her eyes.

Yu Ru Bing bent the corners of her eyes and smiled very contentedly: “Good night.”

……

The next day at breakfast, they didn’t know whether the program team’s conscience was triggered, or if they were holding back something big, but they neither confiscated their mobile phones and wallets, nor gave them any task cards.

President Tang herself was very satisfied with this.

Yu Ru Bing herself was not pleased and felt that the fun had been halved.

At noon, the program crew confiscated their mobile phones and wallets, turned around and took out a task card, then directly assigned them a task.

Tang Han Qiu suddenly had a bad feeling.

They saw the director read the task card, and it said: Read aloud selections from a fanfiction.

Tang Han Qiu: “….”

As expected.

Yu Ru Bing said with a sincere expression: “I don’t think this task should be called “read aloud selections from a fanfiction”, it should be called—”

“Public execution.”

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The author has something to say:

Please welcome the two, the master and fan fiction writer wife to the execution ground together.

#The program group of <Three Days and Three Nights> is so ruthless#


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15 comments

  1. “Whatever she wanted to do, she would accompany her.

    Forever and always.”

    Qiu Qiu how can you say this sort of thing and still not realize ….

    As always Yu being the best lol she’s so entertaining to watch.

    Hehehe getting used to those kisses eh? Feels as natural as breathing now, they’re enjoyable and let them have sweet dreams, I think it’ll become such a conditioned reflex Qiu Qiu will mess up at some point.

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  2. “Whatever she wanted to do, she would accompany her.

    Forever and always.”

    Qiu Qiu, baby, we need to have a moment for you to sit down and REALLY think about how easy these thoughts come, and WHY. Of course, how easy the kissing comes now. But that one we can slightly implicate YRB too

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