Chapter 138: A Father’s Love is Like a Mountain.

Just like that, Yu Ru Bing took out an electric razor from her bag in front of everyone and with bright eyes looked at Tang Han Qiu, as if looking forward for her to say something.

The electric razor was brand new, and all three blades were very clean and shiny, that at first glance, it looked like it had just been recently bought.

Tang Han Qiu, who had just taken up the role of being a father, fell into a fatherly silence in front of this electric razor.

What kind of person did she fall in love with?

Does everyone else’s girlfriend act like her?

Lin Lin was still accompanying her, and when Yu Ru Bing suddenly pulled out the razor, a picture of Tang Han Qiu standing in front of the mirror using the razor appeared uncontrollably in her mind.

Sorry, this scene is kind of funny.

Lin Lin almost couldn’t contain herself, and it took a lot of effort to suppress her laughter.

The other two groups of artists looked at them with amusement and admiration, while the staff of the program group almost couldn’t control their laughter at this scene of Yu Ru Bing’s having been “completely prepared”, and this just happened to be recorded by the staff, which they used as some interesting snippets to be aired.

On the day when <We Are Real> was broadcasted, whether it was the main episode or those amusing tidbits, it was brimming with the air of humor, and it was extremely successful in attracting a large number of viewers, with the barrage of comments increasing day by day, the effect was excellent.

— Hahahahahahahahahaha the face god is doubting life again and again and again and again

— President Tang: As the one whose cooperating with you I will ignore this

— Yu Ru Bing: I am a professional when it comes to acting as your son!

— It’s over, Yu Ru Bing is so professional, I’m starting to get scared that she’ll come out much greater than me in a moment!

Tang Han Qiu quickly emerged from her silence, not yielding to the awkwardness, and asked: “Aren’t you quite capable?”

Having done your homework quite well, even bringing a razor.

Yu Ru Bing immediately gave a thumbs up, and proudly said, “Role-playing is my specialty!”

Tang Han Qiu raised her eyebrows, and with both hands cupped her face and turned it left to right while looking at her clean face, then smiled: “So with you bringing it, what should I do with it?”

Such a clean face, there’s nothing to shave.

Her arms and legs have always been clean and smooth, there was no need to worry about having arm and leg hairs.

So bringing an electric razor… it can’t be to shave her eyebrows?

Yu Ru Bing with her face in her palms solemnly said: “I don’t need to use it, but a man must have one, even for just a day!” She looked at her again, and presented the electric razor in her hand to her as if offering a present, “Dad, I know you didn’t bring one, but don’t worry, we father and son can be men with the same electric razor!”

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

I don’t think so?

— Hello everyone, my name is razor

— Let me introduce to you, these two are my husbands

— [Let’s go home, back to the beautiful beginning and good old times.JPG]

T/N

The four younger artists face: I got it, I’ve learned something.

The variety arts star Yu Ru Bing’s sense of variety really cannot be overshadowed.

Tang Han Qiu sighed helplessly.

What else could she do? This was her wife, no matter how extraordinary her thinking was, she must indulge it.

She asked Yu Ru Bing to put the thing away, and then they’ll go see the director together and greet the staff and the four other artists.

Yu Ru Bing obediently did so, she put the electric shaver back in her bag, and in the next second a hand extended out and took her own. This hand had clear sharp ridges, with soft and smooth fingertips, and slender fingers, long and beautiful, it was also the one that made her turn into a pool of passionate spring water and guided her to experience the nightlife of adults.

Tang Han Qiu wanted to lead her, this was an instinctive action that had long been deeply engraved in Tang Han Qiu’s bones.

But Yu Ru Bing’s gaze lingered on her palm, then turned to face her, and said, “This isn’t right.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…What’s wrong?”

Yu Ru Bing closed the zipper of her bag and said, “This is for mother and daughter, father and son should be like this.”

After saying that, she pushed her hand away, then walked to her side, she carelessly raised her hand and hung it on the other side of her shoulder, it was a very natural and unrestrained pose.

The director watched as Yu Ru Bing generously embraced and led their boss as they walked over, the scene had a feeling of watching an animal being trained.

If other people treated President Tang like this, their corpse would’ve already turned cold a long time ago.

Sure enough, Yu Ru Bing being beside President Tang is a friendship that opened up 8,000 green lights— even if she recklessly invited death in front of President Tang, President Tang could still encase her in a resurrection armor and bring her back to life.

Both “father and son” greeted all the people present, though it was mainly Yu Ru Bing who was responsible for greeting the others, while Tang Han Qiu was responsible for watching the others greet herself, and nod her head in return, after all, everyone in the room were her subordinates.

The four artists greeted them in a proper way and didn’t dare to act like some kind of flower1. They couldn’t be as fearless as Yu Ru Bing, neither did they want to be like Fu Yi Zhen2 who eagerly greeted but was splashed with cold water by President Tang and General Assistant Huo.

Tang Han Qiu silently glanced at Yu Ru Bing, who was taking the room keycard.

If it weren’t for the reason that they couldn’t make it public, she (YRB), the president’s wife, would also enjoy the treatment that she as the president had.

Yu Ru Bing had gotten the room keycard, and with Tang Han Qiu went to find their room.

As with <Three Days and Three Nights>, Tang Han Qiu took the initiative to find their room, while Yu Ru Bing actively took the two light luggage they had brought and followed her, clattering as she went.

Only this time they would just be staying for one day and one night, so they didn’t bring too many things, with only a small luggage having a set of pajamas and a set of clothes they were going to wear for the next day, cosmetics and skin care products that they used, along with a set of clean toiletries.

Also this time, Tang Han Qiu slowed her pace, waiting for Yu Ru Bing almost every minute and every second, once she heard the sound of the four wheels of the suitcases to be too loud and too fast, she would stop and let Yu Ru Bing slowly catch up.

Yu Ru Bing’s feet were obedient, and she obediently stopped beside her, but her mouth nevertheless was righteously solemn: “My current identity is a super-rich, happy, with sound and loving parents, a sunny and lively young boy in the prime of his youth, so being energetic is a must.”

Then her addiction to drama started again, and she couldn’t help but start to act: “Dad, you have to take some time to get to know your son, don’t always be busy with work, or else your wife won’t want a son.”

A dad would come out with one mouthful, calling her so smoothly, not even the least bit ashamed.

However, if she hadn’t reported what the show needed her to do to her real father Tang He Tian in advance, she would not have the confidence to be Tang He Tian’s grandson.

His daughter’s wife to suddenly change into a grandson, what kind of thing is this!

Tang Han Qiu stopped and looked at her with a strange expression.

What did she mean by your wife won’t want a son? Isn’t her wife and son both her?

Is it “I want to develop myself, I want to act both the wife and the son” situation?

Tang Han Qiu slightly opened her red lips: “Don’t add drama to yourself.”

Yu Ru Bing is righteous: “I am enriching my character’s identity.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

Who wants you to enrich the character set?!

Yu Ru Bing explained without a change in her mood: “It helps the audience to better understand our family situation and deepen the impression of our being father and son.”

Tang Han Qiu was a bit speechless: “…the audience doesn’t need that.”

— Wxs3 god damn enriching the characters personality, so sweet kk

— Yu Bu Ru Bing should enrich it further, I’m just afraid that she’ll get an iron fist from her father hahahahahahahaha

— No! The audience needs it

— We want it, we want it, the audience needs it, I will not miss this bit of traffic, however much you enrich this, I will be able to learn more about you father and son, so that it would be convenient for me to ship this father and son CP, no, so that it would be convenient for me to admire!

They soon found their room, and not surprisingly, it was a twin bedroom, however, there was a bathtub in this hotel that the program group had booked, so they could take a bubble bath.

The two of them put their luggage away, and after looking around the room, they sat down and waited for the time of the official shoot to arrive at six o’clock.

During the period they were waiting, Yu Ru Bing had laid down on the bed, looking at the person sitting elegantly on the soft sofa, her eyes blinking slowly, and quietly thinking about things.

Tang Han Qiu had agreed to show her face in this variety shows mainly to win more people’s favor thereby also increasing her sparkle value.

They just didn’t know how much of her sparkle value would increase after this episode was broadcasted?

Yu Ru Bing felt more and more like she was playing a game, and her heart was breaking for this child.

However, her family’s child was also strong enough, from head to toe she was sparkling, so it wasn’t necessary for her to have a headache with regards to how she could help her brush up on improving other people’s favorability towards her, which was gratifying.

Tang Han Qiu saw the gaze her girlfriend was giving her as soon as she raised her eyes, but she seemed to be looking at herself but thinking about something else?

Tang Han Qiu asked: “What are you thinking about?”

Yu Ru Bing’s eyelashes trembled, her myriads of thoughts were all pulled back, and she said, “I forgot about something.”

Tang Han Qiu: “Huh?”

Yu Ru Bing: “I forgot to enhance your character setting.”

Tang Han Qiu: “…”

Yu Ru Bing got up from the bed, and with a serious look on her face: “Your current character is a wonderful man who has a successful career and is unconditionally devoted to his loved one, but lacks communication with his son.”

Aside from the lack of communication with his son, the setting just now is really just like their father Tang He Tian.

Tang Han Qiu wanted to ask her if the persona she described was just directly ripped off from Tang He Tian, but she resisted and said, “Don’t add drama to me.”

“I want to, I want to,” Yu Ru Bing said, “The son has, so Dad should also have one too.”

The whole family should be neat and tidy!

As soon as six o’clock arrived, a staff member came to inform them that they need to go down to prepare for filming.

Six o’clock was also the time for most people to eat dinner, so the program team carefully prepared some related games for the three groups of father and son guests, and the name of it was: A Father’s Love is Like a Mountain.

The content of the game was very simple, the program team had prepared ten sets of plates, each with the name of a food written on it, the guest who was playing the role of the father would then stand on a white dot drawn by the program team, and they can’t move just like a mountain, then they would throw the bamboo rings that were given to them, and the food that the bamboo ring landed on would be the son’s dinner.

Of course, for games like this, it’s impossible for the rewards to be all good, otherwise the fun of the variety arts would be lost.

Three minutes later, Tang Han Qiu threw a box of instant noodles back to Yu Ru Bing.

Yu Ru Bing: “…”

Is there something wrong with her fatherly love?


TRANSLATOR’S NOTES:

1. white lotus
2. Chapter 112
3. wxs: I’m laughing to death


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