Yu Ru Bing took the instant noodles filled with heavy fatherly love, then looked at the others, and then at Tang Han Qiu, then seriously said, “Thank you Dad for teaching me a truth.”
Tang Han Qiu: “?”
Yu Ru Bing: “A father’s love being like a mountain is a lie.”
“A father’s love is really just like a mountain landslide.”
Yu Ru Bing was very glad that she wasn’t Tang Han Qiu’s real son at the moment, otherwise this landslide of a fatherly love would’ve really made her suspect that she was not her own, and thus doubt the world.
All the staff present couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
— I heard the staff laugh, President Tang quickly go back and deduct their wages!!! hhh
— Hahahaha goddamn father’s love is like a mountain landslide
— President Tang is really a gaming black hole1, just let her go, if this goes on, the child will become malnourished hhhhhhhhhh
— Excuse me, but I think that gaming black hole President Tang is so cute, I am willing to team up with her to be ruined by her!
The other two groups of guests who played the role of sons got very good dinners, it was either roast duck or steak, which made the box of instant noodles in Yu Ru Bing’s hand more wretched and miserable.
Tang Han Qiu felt guilty, the game had defeated her, the game almost practically defeated her to death.
Those other things that were around the instant noodles were all delicious, and she threw the bamboo ring with the idea of giving Yu Ru Bing a good dinner, but then she accidentally hit the instant noodles.
It was a complete trap, but it also happened that she fell for it!
Yu Ru Bing saw her feeling guilty at a glance, and quickly comforted her: “Instant noodles are also very good, I like instant noodles very much, really. You don’t know but there are lots of kinds of instant noodles on the market, in fact many of them are delicious.”
She looked down and glanced at the instant noodles given by the program crew. That’s it, it was an old brand with an outdated flavor, there was no way to praise the freshness and variety of it, so she put it down in silence, not planning to use it as an analogy anymore.
Tang Han Qiu expressed her disbelief and continued to feel guilty.
Yu Ru Bing patted her on the shoulder, and stroked her head, then warmly said: “Then you can just replenish me once we go back, it’s not a big deal, be good.”
Tang Han Qiu felt somewhat better, and made a soft and obedient sound of agreement, then resolved to replenish her properly when they go back.
All the staff: What kind of animal training scene is this???
— What kind of adorable discrepancy is this! Just stroking your head and it becomes alright? The lion king became a little baby lion in a second?
— I also want to raise such a President Tang, where can I get her?
— I thought she was a superior queen, but it turns out to be a cutie who feels guilty when throwing instant noodles?? It’s too awesome!!! I want to rua2 her!!!
In the process of playing the game, Yu Ru Bing would cue the other two groups of guests, she would cue them and throw some Internet stalks at them, letting them answer in response, some were shy and their response would be a little timid, while others were very clever, and the response to the stalks were very good, making the effect for the program also very good.
Soon it was the turn of the group of sons to throw the rings for the meal of the group of fathers, the rules of the game remained the same, except that the name of the segment was symbolically changed, and it was now called: Filial Piety Comes First.
This segment was mainly to give the guests a second chance to choose, if both father and son were able to throw very well, both parties could decide which one they would eat, and the expense would all be paid by the program. If one of the two wasn’t able to throw well, then they could still pin their hopes on the other.
The first person to play was Yu Ru Bing, she looked at the separately arranged plates in front of her, then staring straight at one of the plates, she pointed to the name on a plate, and said to the director: “Reporting, there is a traitor inside!”
The director searched: “Which one?”
Yu Ru Bing said righteously: “Cornbread3!”
God f—king cornbread!
Who was Tang Han Qiu, she is the daughter of a business giant, a treasured daughter, and the boss of all of you present here!
To dare add cornbread to her dinner options, does the program crew want to die in the hands of the daughter doting demon Tang He Tian?
— The program group is quite courageous! I like it!
— Hahahahahahahaha if you get that then you are a god
The director glanced at the plate with the cornbread, then smiled and looked at Yu Ru Bing: “Just don’t throw it to that one and it’ll be fine.”
Although they also very much wanted to give their boss all the best, but opening such an obvious back door, the audience would definitely not buy it, and it won’t achieve the certain variety show effect.
So they chose to add a steamed cornbread option, as long as Yu Ru Bing missed the shot then it’s all good.
Yu Ru Bing: “?”
Thinking about what you said, why does it feel like you’re pushing the blame?
It’s one thing to put on a show, but isn’t it another thing to hit the target?
So as soon as she makes the shot, the person who would die in the hands of the daughter doting demon Tang He Tian would become her?!
The iron bar salted fish was shocked: The program group aren’t human!!!
The director dared to say this to Yu Ru Bing, but didn’t dare to look at Tang Han Qiu, and could only say to Yu Ru Bing with a smile: “It’s time to test whether you are really filial, please.”
Yu Ru Bing had no choice, so she put her palms together, prayed silently, and found a plate that was a long distance away from the cornbread, a nice dish, then gritted her teeth and threw the bamboo ring from her hand.
The bamboo ring cut through the void, drew a beautiful arc mid-air, and then fell on her target plate.
Yu Ru Bing’s heart suddenly came up her throat.
When she saw that it was about to land on the target, she heard a soft “clunk” and the bamboo ring bounced off the edge of the plate, then another two more “clunks”, it bounced twice, and the bamboo ring instantly changed orbit, finally, the dust settled.
Yu Ru Bing: “…”
Filial piety?
Impossible.
She looked at the center where it landed on the cornbread and she was speechless: “I perhaps want to kill my father.”
— Shit hahahahahahahaha
— Aren’t the two of them a lethal combination hahahahahahahahaha wl4
— One has a landslide fatherly love, and the other is unfilial and wants to kill his father, these two are lost. I declare these two to be locked up for life! Throw away the key into the sea!
— I smell it, the smell of the god of variety entertainment!
Yu Ru Bing faced with this cruel reality felt very speechless.
The protagonist halo on her body is fake, right!
Otherwise, why was her luck so bad!
And for the two elders of the Tang family to see her and Tang Han Qiu on the show, one eating instant noodles and the other eating cornbread, this was too miserable…
Yu Ru Bing walked down and held Tang Han Qiu’s hand with a pained expression on her face: “Dad, it’s this child who is unfilial, I can’t even let you eat a big meal.”
Then the conversation turned, and her expression changed: “This is the conspiracy of the program crew, you should remember their faces quickly, and when we go back start to note them down one by one!”
Program group: “???”
Young man, can’t you just have fun???
— Yu Bu Ru Bing: [Holding onto grudges, remembering deep hatred in the sea of blood.jpg]
T/N
— Hahahahahaha I’m sorry, the two of them are so funny
— Have the two of them considered a two-person variety show, I can watch it for a year!
Because the father and son, Yu Ru Bing and Tang Han Qiu, had unlucky hands, and gave each other meals that they could eat without going out, so they settled their dinner directly at the hotel.
While the other two groups went out happily to have a big meal.
Happiness belonged to the other two groups, and it had nothing to do with the sweet and sour fish father-son group.
The only conscience that the program group gave was to buy them a bag of warm cornbread, so they didn’t need to worry about not having enough.
Cornbread then instant noodles, the two of them ate their dinner in such a shabby way.
This was also the cheapest meal that Tang Han Qiu had eaten since she was a child, and unexpectedly, it was actually due to her employees combining her own gaming black hole physique and her girlfriend’s unlucky aura in a pit.
Though this also made her quite reassured.
After dinner, the two decided to leave the hotel and go for a stroll in the nearby square to digest their food.
As expected, the square was occupied by some aunts and uncles, they were cheerfully dancing in the square, with music that had the sensation for all ages rushing out from different small black stereos, tightly intertwining, and spreading out with great enthusiasm, making a person’s ears not have any peace.
But this was the common way of the world.
No matter how many storms there were in life, no matter how many twists and turns, it would eventually return to peace, and all the sufferings would disappear inside every taciturn and steady day.
The two of them didn’t squeeze into the crowd, but instead walked slowly on the quiet pavement in the circle of greenery outside the square.
Yu Ru Bing’s heart slowly calmed down in such an environment.
She quietly glanced at Tang Han Qiu next to her, and then looked at the flat concrete stone under her feet as she steadily stepped on it one foot at a time.
She realized that this was the life she wanted.
Tang Han Qiu accompanying her down it.
Peacefully and quietly like this, which was quite good.
Suddenly she put her fingers inside the pocket of Tang Han Qiu’s overcoat, and after meeting the other’s gaze, her eyebrows curved and she innocently gestured to show her own clothes, and said, “Dad, my dress only has one pocket, this hand is cold, let me borrow your pocket to keep warm.”
A bit of tenderness fell in Tang Han Qiu’s eyes, and under the veil of her clothes she covered the hand that was inside her pocket, and slowly intertwined it with Yu Ru Bing’s fingers, then gently tugged them to the deepest part of the pocket, and said, “Have you warmed up??”
With hers and Yu Ru Bing’s fingers intertwined, she couldn’t help but think: This feeling of secretly wooing in front of the camera is really amazing.
Exciting and scary.
Yu Ru Bing smiled contentedly: “I feel warm.”
— President Tang, my hands are cold too! My hands are cold!!!
— If Yu Ru Bing can, I can too!!!
— Woo woo woo President Tang is so gentle, I like her so much
The two of them strolled, and after watching some people dance in the square, they went back to the hotel, as soon as they got back to the hotel, they immediately released their hands that were secretly entangled inside the pocket, with the sense of their reluctance to part with each other lingering in the palm of their hands.
After returning to their room, Yu Ru Bing fell onto the bed.
Tang Han Qiu took off her black coat and asked her if she would like to take a bath.
Yu Ru Bing looked at the white ceiling, blinked and said that she didn’t want to.
Tang Han Qiu gave an en, opened her suitcase and took out her pajamas, then she informed her: “Then I’ll go wash first.”
Yu Ru Bing nodded her head, and then suddenly thought of something, the carp5 thrashed up from the bed and hurriedly called out: “Wait!”
Tang Han Qiu paused at the bathroom door: “?”
Yu Ru Bing said in an upright manner: “Dad, let your son fulfill his filial duty!”
Tang Han Qiu: “?”
Yu Ru Bing suddenly stood up: “Let me help you wash your back!”
Tang Han Qiu: “???”
You still have this service???
TRANSLATOR’S NOTES:
1. 游戏黑洞: refers to people who do not play well when playing games and who always lose when playing games. ↩
2. rua: Internet language, originally in English, meaning to eat or gulp, ↩
3. 窝窝头: wowotou also called wotou or Chinese cornbread, is a type of steamed bread made from cornmeal in Northern China. ↩
4. wl: 我爱 (wo love), acronym for love ↩
5. 鲤鱼: literally means carp, I think this is because YRB has been referred to as a fish in the story ↩
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I’m sure the shippers will write fanfics about them secretly flirting on camera, that was such a cute moment.
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That’s very two I could also just watch these two doing whatever and that’s be extremely fun, hell I’m actually quite mad about the whole going to work for another company the whole fucking time and keeping them apart of much rather they’d have stayed together and we had more moments like this, this two have great chemistry together and I really just want more of this lol.
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This chapter remember me that there was a manga about a girl that for whatever reason have to act like a father in a strange family.
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I think you’re talking about the manga ‘Opapagoto’
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